God said, “Meh” and Shrugged
Seriously though, there are some weird creatures out there, it always makes me question how they came about! I LOVE strange creatures. :]
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LAWLS - 0003: AND GOD SAID, “MEH” AND SHRUGGED
[ Panel 1 ]
NARRATOR: The world is full of miraculous things
:: You see the planet earth. ::
[ Panel 2 ]
NARRATOR: Fantastic scenery
:: Sun setting over some mountains… or a big brown butt… one of the two. ::
[ Panel 3 ]
NARRATOR: Beautiful creatures
:: Show a “beautiful" redhead girl. ::
[ Panel 4 ]
NARRATOR: And wonderou… wait a second, WHAT THE HELL is the point of this awkwardly unless thing?
:: Blue Bean character is pondering upon this question. ::
[ Panel 5 ]
GOD: I dunno, give me a break! You try making millions of UNIQUE creatures in 7 days!
[ Panel 1 ]
NARRATOR: The world is full of miraculous things
:: You see the planet earth. ::
[ Panel 2 ]
NARRATOR: Fantastic scenery
:: Sun setting over some mountains… or a big brown butt… one of the two. ::
[ Panel 3 ]
NARRATOR: Beautiful creatures
:: Show a “beautiful" redhead girl. ::
[ Panel 4 ]
NARRATOR: And wonderou… wait a second, WHAT THE HELL is the point of this awkwardly unless thing?
:: Blue Bean character is pondering upon this question. ::
[ Panel 5 ]
GOD: I dunno, give me a break! You try making millions of UNIQUE creatures in 7 days!
God’s got a point, everything has a purpose, even maggots.
Platypus, no one will ever love your hideous face and poisonous hindclaws.And by platypus I mean Scott.
POOR SCOTT!
malarkey! a platypus is a majestic thing, i’d do some snarky things to one if I could get my hands on one, like paint racing stripes on it.
I’d give it a jet pack! :P
Dye it blue and give it a mohawk…and a cybernetic arm.
Give it a monocle, and i think we have the best creature known to man.
Do not neglect putting it in a dapper-as-hell waistcoat, though.
Dont forget the top hat!
Who’s talking in this!?! That creature is so cute. Doesn’t even know it’s own self worth. PATHETIC!http://joshinthecity.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/ant-eater.jpg
A narrator unseen by man, the truly omnipotent being.
what i dont get is why didn’t god make us all jedi!!!!!! what a dick!
haha, if only we could use the force! I’d use it to get Cheetos.
Cheetos?!?!? i’d use it to get chicks…..me “hey hottie, date me!” her “NO!” me ::waves hand:: “now date me” her “get outa my face NERD!!” me ::cries all night::
ya that would be sweet! :)
You realize that most fantasys end on a happy note…right? :P
technically, two days. fish and birds on day 5, other animals on day 6. job well done (and to the comic)!
Thanks for the technical info there sir! I was worried about doing a comic that had God in it, but so far, so well. :]
Damn, is that girl single?
I’m not sure, a chick like that wouldn’t be single for long tho! ^_~
clevage!!
Beauty at it’s finest! :3
God’s a bit overworked. He needs to take a break, buy a harley and pick up one of those beautiful creatures, I think. And by beautiful creature, I dont mean a platypus.Love the new comics, sir!
That would be an odd pick-up line, “Why hello there, I am God, I created you, would you like to see me create even more?”Her: What, whatever loser, like your God!
Him: Seriously, I am God!
…awkward silence.
I suggest that the Axolotl wearing a red cape and matching swimsuit joins your league of extraordinary creatures. And that the platypus wears a top hat.I think the blue creature is a goldmine, it’s the perfect pet for 14 year old girls. If it’s not dangerous, that is. Besides that, you can’t really tell how big it is, as it’s all alone in the panel. Mhm, maybe it’s not a good idea after all.
LOL, I love Axolotl’s they are so creepy! The Axolotl would looks snazzy in a top hat, and he can hold a little cane as well.Psh, 14 year old girls? I’d own one of these little blue bean creatures in a flash. I seriously love strange, exotic animals… I’ve researched owning quite a few of them..but they are all always TOO expensive!
Hi, just got here from Nerf This.Just sain’ I like the comic, hope you keep it up, good work.
Why thank you! I appreciate your kind words and the fact that you took the time to comment. Hope to see you around here again sometime. :]
Love the title of this one! I lawled :P And I think that little lima bean creature is kick ass, like unicorns. (Did you get the movie reference? :P )
…actually.. I didn’t… what’s the reference?
That would be from the movie Orgazmo, done by Matt Stone and Trey Parker who do South Park. Here ya go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n2VVTUXHgA
OOOHHH Right, you know, now that I remember.. you made a similar reference back in the day at [ui]! :]
You want to know what is the the saddest part of all? The most beautiful thing man is destroying is NOT the Earth, but those beautiful, often busty, redheaded women.
and that’s why God created his Trash Bin or as we call it Australia
That one cracked me sooo hard!