Now THAT’S being touched by God!

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LAWLS - 0039: GOD AWFUL

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:: God smites Joseph a good one, flinging him into the air in an explosion of electricity. ::
{ BROOOOOOOOOMMM }
JOSEPH: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--
GOD: PICKLE THAT, YE DISGUSTING offspring of FILTHY cockroachery!