Gesundheit
Any chance the hat gets, he seems to be able to make anything sexual. Even sneezing.
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LAWLS - 0045: GESUNDHEIT
[ Panel 1 ]
MR. RIGHT: ahhHHHH
[ Panel 2 ]
MR. RIGHT: CCCHHHOOOOOOOO!!!
:: The whale sneezes. ::
[ Panel 3 ]
:: A stream of fluid explodes from the whale’s blowhole dislodging Joseph from it and propelling him into the air. ::
JOSEPH: …really?
[ Panel 4 ]
:: Hatticus holds on for deal life as the snot rushes past him. ::
{ SWOOSH }
[ Panel 5 ]
:: Joseph limbs are limply flung behind him as he can do nothing about his situation. **HIGH ANGLE** ::
[ Panel 6 ]
{ sniff sniff }
:: The whale continues flying on as if nothing significant of any sort just happened. ::
MR. RIGHT: Ahhhh.
[ Panel 7 ]
JOSEPH: SERIOUSLY. I HATE my life.
:: Joseph breaks the forth wall looking into the camera as the whale flies away below him. **BIRD’S-EYE VIEW** ::
[ Panel 8 ]
HATTICUS: DAYMN WHALIE, seems you launched HIS ASS to space!
:: Hatticus looks into the distance to watches his new human companion disappear into the sky. **LOW ANGLE** ::
[ Panel 9 ]
MR. RIGHT: CRIKEY, I blew my new friend STRAIGHT DOWN UNDA, dinn’t I? This AIN’T the best way to make meself some new mates, now innit?
HATTICUS: NOT if you give ‘em an EPICALLY FORCEFUL BLOW like THAT one!
[ Panel 1 ]
MR. RIGHT: ahhHHHH
[ Panel 2 ]
MR. RIGHT: CCCHHHOOOOOOOO!!!
:: The whale sneezes. ::
[ Panel 3 ]
:: A stream of fluid explodes from the whale’s blowhole dislodging Joseph from it and propelling him into the air. ::
JOSEPH: …really?
[ Panel 4 ]
:: Hatticus holds on for deal life as the snot rushes past him. ::
{ SWOOSH }
[ Panel 5 ]
:: Joseph limbs are limply flung behind him as he can do nothing about his situation. **HIGH ANGLE** ::
[ Panel 6 ]
{ sniff sniff }
:: The whale continues flying on as if nothing significant of any sort just happened. ::
MR. RIGHT: Ahhhh.
[ Panel 7 ]
JOSEPH: SERIOUSLY. I HATE my life.
:: Joseph breaks the forth wall looking into the camera as the whale flies away below him. **BIRD’S-EYE VIEW** ::
[ Panel 8 ]
HATTICUS: DAYMN WHALIE, seems you launched HIS ASS to space!
:: Hatticus looks into the distance to watches his new human companion disappear into the sky. **LOW ANGLE** ::
[ Panel 9 ]
MR. RIGHT: CRIKEY, I blew my new friend STRAIGHT DOWN UNDA, dinn’t I? This AIN’T the best way to make meself some new mates, now innit?
HATTICUS: NOT if you give ‘em an EPICALLY FORCEFUL BLOW like THAT one!
Was that last line some oral sex joke?
lol, yes. A very inappropriately violent one. :P
I love you, Aussie stereotype whale.
I asked my Aussie friend if she thought it was too “stereotypical” and she said it wasn’t other than the fact that Aussies don’t actually say Crikey… except to make fun of the stereotype. lol
We don’t say ‘innit’, either.
Just a British thing then?
Chav I’d say. :P
Ah yes, the epically forceful blow. I love how Joseph’s limp body looks flying through the air in the 6th panel. Makes me laugh.
He’s just being tossed around by massive beasts all day long at this point. Like Hot Potato! :D
lol, i didnt even notice that. He’s like a rag doll.
That’s pretty much what I imagine when he’s flopping around the sky.
Australian whale! Awesome!
I almost made him American.. but i realized Whales are well traveled beings. May as well be some other dialect I hadn’t used yet. :]
At least his hair looks cleaner now.
I’m sure he even smells a bit better… but only a bit.
He IS wearing a hoodie in the desert. It catches the stink.
I was wondering when someone was gonna say something to me about his hoodie in the desert. It doesn’t make sense.
I just figured its a nuclear winter or something. You know, the classic suns-rays-are-blocked-from-an-invisible-cloud-of-radiation scenario.
Pft, and here I was about to rattle off something about “comfort zones.” This CLEARLY makes more sense. Invisible radiation clouds. God. What could I have been thinking.
Psh, typical Robot response.
Does being sneezed on like that help or hurt his status as a walking health code violation?
I guess it really just depends on exactly how much snot is mixed in that blowhole water of his! haha.
Joseph is having one hell of a day. He’s been splatted on, beaten, and blown…. o_O
Typically i would say some of that isn’t that bad. Just imagine a girl doing them. :]… but in his case. I feel bad for him. lol
Well i’ll be first in line for the other version, heh heh. Am I right guys?…. guys?
I was totally thinking, that too. >.>
One word, Oglaf! :3
And cue the “Well, blow me down!” puns.
lol, I’ll try not to over-do em. :3
Just noticed the links in your comment thing under the comics. I’ll have to go back and check em all out sometime. Would do it now, but gots to get to sleep.
haha, yeah, I figure since I can only post comics a few times a week, I may as well link a few gags on the site for people to check out and laugh at. You’re not the only one that didn’t notice them right away. That’s sorta why I do it that way, its like one day you notice them, then you’re like “yay, now I have something to do!” and you can flip back through for some more laughs. :] They’re fun times…some of them are just flat out ridiculous though…
There is nothing too ridiculous on the internet though, so it’s all good.
lol, what? where the hell was the Giant Octopus!?! The shark at least made me laugh. haha
I don’t know, I laughed so hard I must have blacked out before the octopus showed up.
Man, I wish I could black out from laughing. That in itself is rather humorous. :]
Um so hammerspace hat is my favorite!
:] Glad to hear it.