For Heavens Sake
What? You know you’re jealous of my stylez Mr. God Man, don’t call my hat no nipple!
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LAWLS - 0036: FOR HEAVENS SAKE
[ Panel 1 ]
GOD: Thou shalt PAY for thy sins and for thy EVIL intentions to--
[ Panel 2 ]
GOD: ...
[ Panel 3 ]
GOD: hmmph.
:: God squints and leans in to take a closer look at Joseph. ::
[ Panel 4 ]
JOSEPH: erm…
:: Joseph looks terrified. ::
[ Panel 5 ]
GOD: Is… Is THAT… A HEAD NIPPLE?
[ Panel 1 ]
GOD: Thou shalt PAY for thy sins and for thy EVIL intentions to--
[ Panel 2 ]
GOD: ...
[ Panel 3 ]
GOD: hmmph.
:: God squints and leans in to take a closer look at Joseph. ::
[ Panel 4 ]
JOSEPH: erm…
:: Joseph looks terrified. ::
[ Panel 5 ]
GOD: Is… Is THAT… A HEAD NIPPLE?
haha i agree with ana. Great facial expressions.
Why thank you my good man.
personally, i have two head nipples.
LMAO. Naturally? Or did you get them implanted later in life?
The poor boy’s been shat upon and covered in delicious ichor. Hasn’t he suffered enough?Also, when was the last time he had a shower? he’s been covered in shit for months now.
It’s been far to long my friend, far to long. The plan was to use that fish water to clean himself.. but in reality.. that water is probably full of shit already. Joseph is just screwed.From what I hear you have to suffer… or else you wont appreciate the good things in life?
That’s just so epic XD “Is…is that… a head nipple?”Gonna take a while to get that image out of my mind…
lol, the image of someone actually having a head nipple? haha, that’s gotta be terrible.
It is… I’m going to have nightmares because of you! XD
LMAO I’m just picturing you waking up screaming grasping at your head trying to find a third nipple.. somewhere in your hair. haha.
How did you know?! :OYou sick, sick man :P
What can I say, I like lurking around in people’s unconscious’.
Don’t go in mine, you’ll have a heart attack XD
That would suck… cos I’d probably get stuck in your dead brain at that point. :/ That can’t be fun.
Well then I might get some inspiration and be able to draw epic stuff XD
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Nipple loop hole?
lol what? Is that some sort of euphemism the kids are using these days for gettin’ your nips pieced?OR are u just referring the the fact that God forgot what he’s talking about cos of the apparent nipple on Joseph’s head? lol
Neither, I mean a loop hole in the whole god will kill you if you let the fish bump ugly rule. Something along the line of “He with a nipple on his head is exempt from my rules.”
LOL! Noooo… i think more he got distracted by this hideous thing on his head and lost his train of thought. That’s funny though! :]
Wow. Head nipple is totally not where I thought this strip is going but I like it. Caught me off guard and made me laugh. Love the expressions as well.
LOL, yeah that’s sorta what I was going for with this one.. cos who in the world would have thought God would have said that out of no where!?! I sure wouldn’t have. :] This was a fun one to draw for many reasons, the faces was a large part of it definitely.
“Thee” and “thou’st”…very nice.Because if Marvel comics have taught us anything, it’s that that’s exactly how gods speak!
Psh, but of course! BUT have you ever flipped though an old Kings James Bible? …i swear some sections make no sense to me with how much Old English jargon is in there. HURTS MY BRAINS!
Nope.. I keep saying it is the same toxic abnormality as the girl in the oblongs.
haha, it’s been a LONG time since I’ve seen THAT show.
just nitpickin’, but shouldn’t that say “thy sins”?
Is it? Honestly, I sat through some text reading different explanations of the different versions of thy, thee, thou, and after a while it just really confused me and gave me a headache. I’ve actually updated what God has said like 3 times cos i keep learning new little things about it. I’ll take your word for it, I just posted the new version.Thanks for the comment, I wouldn’t really have known otherwise. :]
Haha, no prob! I just hope I’m right. I did quite a bit of Shakespeare reading/acting in high school, though, so I’m pretty sure.
Haha, well thats good. At least someone knows. Thank God, God shouldn’t really be going on any more of these Old English rants… at least I hope not.
AHAHAHAH “head nipple” reminds me of Ren and Stimpy rubber nipple salesmen LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptAgtnuq1VU
“Everyone, EVERYWHERE will know the wonders of my nipples!”OMG I’m SOOOOOO glad that you commented that video. I have such fond… yet… SCARY memories of the scene where the horse is going crazy and talking about his mistakes. I had no fucking clue what was going on when I was little! Funny thing is, the way i remembered it was that it sounded like he had molested children… now that I’m older.. i THINK what he was hinting at was that he killed someone? Eitherway, It left a lasting memory with me for year leaving me with a weird/dark/twisted sense of humor. So, thank God for that! :3