Divine Intervention
If he says so… it must be right.
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LAWLS - 0035: DIVINE INTERVENTION
[ Panel 1 ]
ALEK: Bloddy hell! THAT hurt!
…and we were just about to get to the GOOD part.
{ pft }
:: Alek plops onto the ground landing just in front of a massive foot in sandals. ::
[ Panel 2 ]
JOSEPH: Ah.. what the fuck?
[ Panel 3 ]
:: A massive man towers over Joseph, it’s assumed that this could possibly be God? **LOW ANGLE** ::
GOD: Can you not READ boy!?!
THE SIGN says that THESE fish have been FORBIDDEN to bee UNITED!
JOSEPH: Um… WHICH sign are you referring to, Mr. Pissy Pants?
[ Panel 4 ]
:: Massive hand points down in front of Joseph’s face. ::
GOD: This one You ILLITERATELY UNMINDFUL FOOL!
HATTICUS: Heh… I like this guy.
[ Panel 5 ]
:: Alex is looking at the tiny plaque. **CLOSE UP - BIRD’S-EYE VIEW** ::
[ Panel 6 ]
:: A very small gold plaque rest on Alex’s pedestal that states:
|— CAPTION: THESE fish are hereby FORBIDDEN to find solace in one another, by that of heavily decree. PLACEMENT of these fish together, is PENALIZED by death from GOD himself. PLEASE abide by these guidelines; the alternative is NOT of pleasant nature. Have a WONDERFUL day and may PEACE be with you. :] -GOD —|
::
[ Panel 1 ]
ALEK: Bloddy hell! THAT hurt!
…and we were just about to get to the GOOD part.
{ pft }
:: Alek plops onto the ground landing just in front of a massive foot in sandals. ::
[ Panel 2 ]
JOSEPH: Ah.. what the fuck?
[ Panel 3 ]
:: A massive man towers over Joseph, it’s assumed that this could possibly be God? **LOW ANGLE** ::
GOD: Can you not READ boy!?!
THE SIGN says that THESE fish have been FORBIDDEN to bee UNITED!
JOSEPH: Um… WHICH sign are you referring to, Mr. Pissy Pants?
[ Panel 4 ]
:: Massive hand points down in front of Joseph’s face. ::
GOD: This one You ILLITERATELY UNMINDFUL FOOL!
HATTICUS: Heh… I like this guy.
[ Panel 5 ]
:: Alex is looking at the tiny plaque. **CLOSE UP - BIRD’S-EYE VIEW** ::
[ Panel 6 ]
:: A very small gold plaque rest on Alex’s pedestal that states:
|— CAPTION: THESE fish are hereby FORBIDDEN to find solace in one another, by that of heavily decree. PLACEMENT of these fish together, is PENALIZED by death from GOD himself. PLEASE abide by these guidelines; the alternative is NOT of pleasant nature. Have a WONDERFUL day and may PEACE be with you. :] -GOD —|
::
Divine Intervention…from above. Good stuff
I’m sure he doesn’t have anything better to do.
Since when does God use smilies?
haha, God can do whatever he damn well pleases. I’m sure he’s been doing smilies since the good ol’ days of Adam and Eve.God: “Oh noes, my silly children ate the apple, LAWLS, time to forbid them from teh Garden of Eden. ROTFL :D “
He Also probably created L33T and the interwebs.
…right?
…
maybe not.
I’m pretty sure God is the webmaster of icanhascheezburger.com
HAHAHA, dude. I WISH! That’s funny. LOLCats FTW! To bad though… the truth is every time you can has, God kills a Lolcat.
That’s a priceless tee.
I know right? I chuckled when I saw that.
I quite enjoyed Gods use of the smiley as well. See, God IS one of us.
I’m just grateful he didn’t use the pervy face. :3
Just a slob like one of us?
And a perv like one of us. :3
*gasp* Who told you?!
God…. While he was tickling me in my sleep. :/
Can’t you put him in like… Jail? Or.. Hell?
I can’t think of a prison strong enough to withstand the pervy powers of God! …do you?
Azkaban?
lol, PERFECT!
The only thing coming to mind for this is that’s one of the 15 commandmentsbut moses droped one so now there’s 10
Moses seemed to be quite the hussler. Shifting numbers and rules around like that, with out God even realizing. He’s OG for sure.
I love how Cadence thought better of putting them together and moved along…but Joseph comes along like “meh eff it” /throws them together without considering consequences of why two fish are in the middle of the desert in separate bowls.Pfft, men….
My favorite part of the whole joke is that when Joseph looks up and sees god… He short hunched over in disbelief that SOMETHING ELSE bad is about to happen to him. :]
I must be a girl failure. I wanted Cadence to put them together. I get mad at my bestfriend because his fish is ready to mate and he wont pay THREE BUCKS to get a girl betta JUST because they eat their mates. Silly vegetarian…
Psh, why resist it, it’s “natural”. hahaha
Exactly.
lol, i like your new name on here, it confused me at first cos i was like glue berry wah? Then i got it. :]
Haha, actually, I was sleeping over a friend’s house and couldn’t remember what I was going by on here and it popped into my head, but since you like it I’ll stick with it. :P
That’s actually really dumb as I could’ve just scrolled up. <.< Oh, well.
hahahaha, oh well, now you have a silly nick name thingy.
Ok, I’m sorry, but WTF is THIS: http://twobluecrabs.com/images/3befaf863ce87e6097719bff5c925df3.jpg
holy shit!!! thats gotta be photoshop
You’re a certifiable genius, sir.
I Have no freakin’ clue what the hell that thing is. Hence why i put it under the secret link “must be right” … as if it makes sense. I love how people waste time making shit like this on photoshop.
I would say this was unexpected and bizarre, but you know what, when was it not?
Honestly… I think the Hammerspace hat was a bit more unexpected and bizarre … that or undead Reeder Rabbit dancing like a ballerina before finding himself eaten by a hungry fire. Now running into God in the middle of a desert, meh, I do that all the time. Jesus apparently walked the desert, I’m sure he does too…. haha actually that’s sorta funny. I just pictured him walking around talking to himself saying “Where’d my son go… I swear I left him somewhere around here.” :]
I can’t wait to see the method to which he became a human weirdness magnet. Might help make sense of this strange world you have created.
Eventually I’ll do some origin stories, I just like confusing you guys a whole bunch at first, then give some answers overtime. :] It’s more fun this way.
haha love it! I wonder if this is a commentary on people saying that god actually cares if two gay people get married? also, nicely drawn feet…
There is definitely a few levels to this joke. Also, why/how would God be watching over even the littlest of things happening in our lives to make sure we aren’t sinning?…I guess in this case though Joseph doesn’t have the best track record. :P
hahah great comic either way!
:] thanks.
God is such a dick. Shouldn’t he know by now that no one ever reads fine print OR the Terms & Conditions?
HAHAHA, That line “pissy pants,” changed like 50 times in this one while i was drawing it.. because I wasn’t sure how offensively I could say something to God without getting smites right here in my chair. At least one of us as the balls to say it. :P
I’m an atheist. I shit on God’s pompus face on a daily basis.
Wait… if you’re an atheist… would there even be a God for you to shit on? Haha, and if you did shit on him, and he was real, I’m sure thats a ticket straight to hell; only if you were to believe in all that rubbish anyway.
I think at that point you’re a crazy person shitting on the sidewalk.
LMAO! I think I saw something like that once when I was living in Seattle.
Well I guess the more accurate way of saying it is that “I shit on the idea and idiotic belief in “God” held by billions of myopic idiots across the globe.”
lol, harsh, but I feel ya. :P
Not to be a grammar nazi but in the third panel, God’s second line shouldn’t it be “The sign says that these fish have been forbidden to be united.”, instead of “The sign says that these fish have been forbidden to be to united.” ?But off the subject of grammar I love this comic like ALOT <3
Ah, God Dammit! Blerg… I had someone look this strip over before I posted and I SWEAR I fixed that one. I may have accidental pressed Ctrl-Z and reverted it back. Thank you for pointing that out, I’d hate to have that sitting there for years. I’ll fix it right now.Also, I’m glad you like the comic, I try my best to write the dialogue as verbose as i can… with out writing text walls… so it feels more “novelesque” i guess… but with purdy art works. haha, anyway, I’m rambling again aren’t I? Thank you again for the comment, i appreciate your grammar nazism. :P
Like ANYONE would notice that tiny little sign! Yeesh. I don’t think even the fish knew it was there! And isn’t anyone going to pick up Sophisticated Fish before he drowns on the air, or are they just going to leave him gasping there on the ground?
I drew the panel with the fish looking down at it for that very reason. Its soooooo much smaller than him even. I highly doubt he would have seen it at all! And about the fish drowning in air…I think they may forget about him.. they don’t seem to care even that the fish in the bowl is slowly running out of water himself. :P Seems they fates (at the moment anyway) are close to death… even if it wasn’t from the act of sex.
Almighty Santa Claus! …or God.(great, I’m going straight to hell for that one! Sheeesh!)
Nah.. if anyone here is gonna go to hell, it would probably be me for calling God “Mr. Pissy Pants” lol
Holy shit! So it was God who invented the original snuggie. Hey wait a minute if we were made in his image why aren’t we 20 feet tall… fuckin God always gypping us.
If you were omniscient, wouldn’t YOU keep the best stuff for yourself? I soooo didn’t realize like that his robe does sorta look like a snuggie till just now! HAHA, that’s amazing. :]
Oh heavenly decree! Why must your rob me of the entertainment that is two gay betas beating the hell out of each other?
Because that’s what heavenly decrees do, suck at having fun. lol