Crash and the Boys
How can you say no to a face like that?
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LAWLS - 0057: CRASH AND THE BOYS
[ Panel 1 ]
CADENCE: WHAT the hell are you doing HERE Joey?
:: Joseph is deep in a hole that he just created by crashing down into Rudy and Corbin. Cadence stands over them, hands on her hips. ::
JOSEPH: Lying down.
…obviously.
[ Panel 2 ]
CADENCE: I REALLY do HATE you. All you ever do is RUIN THINGS!
I mean look at you! You’re CRUSHING the bones of these innocent creatures AS WE SPEAK!
[ Panel 3 ]
CADENCE: WHAT do you have to say for yourself JOSEPH!?!
JOSEPH: I’m...
[ Panel 4 ]
JOSEPH: I’m SOOOO sorry! Forgive me Cadence! PPPLLEEEASSEEE? Just give me a CHANCE, I can prove to you that I’VE CHANGED!
:: Joseph starts pulling himself out of the hole and looks up at Cadence; his eyes are huge and watery like a puppy looking at you endearingly. ::
CORBIN: Squaw! It’s a trap! Those puppy dog eyes may get you to buy him now… but when you get him home ALL he’s gonna do is MISBEHAVE …and probably PISS all over the place...
[ Panel 1 ]
CADENCE: WHAT the hell are you doing HERE Joey?
:: Joseph is deep in a hole that he just created by crashing down into Rudy and Corbin. Cadence stands over them, hands on her hips. ::
JOSEPH: Lying down.
…obviously.
[ Panel 2 ]
CADENCE: I REALLY do HATE you. All you ever do is RUIN THINGS!
I mean look at you! You’re CRUSHING the bones of these innocent creatures AS WE SPEAK!
[ Panel 3 ]
CADENCE: WHAT do you have to say for yourself JOSEPH!?!
JOSEPH: I’m...
[ Panel 4 ]
JOSEPH: I’m SOOOO sorry! Forgive me Cadence! PPPLLEEEASSEEE? Just give me a CHANCE, I can prove to you that I’VE CHANGED!
:: Joseph starts pulling himself out of the hole and looks up at Cadence; his eyes are huge and watery like a puppy looking at you endearingly. ::
CORBIN: Squaw! It’s a trap! Those puppy dog eyes may get you to buy him now… but when you get him home ALL he’s gonna do is MISBEHAVE …and probably PISS all over the place...
Playing “cute” seldom works if you’re a guy.Unless you’re in prison, in which case…well, you’re screwed.
Idk, playing cute has worked for me in the past? You’d be surprised how girls find stuff like that endearing from time to time.
Maybe for YOU, pal…me, I look like Rondo Hatton, so it’s a little trickier!Incidentally, you’ll see me at APE, so you can decide for yourself.
Oh nice! Are you gonna be exhibiting as well then?I sorta look like Joseph… just more.. beardy.
I’m diggin’ all the poses. ;]
Oh and the title of the strip! :)
Referencing other comics FTW! :]
Awww, lookit him! That lil’ poo on his head.Yeah Cadence, Joseph got flicked into freakin’ orbit by God, forcefully ejected from a whale, and apparently manipulated gravity JUST TO RUIN THINGS.
Whale ejection sucks. lolI think if anything, if Joseph WAS able to manipulate gravity.. then things really are more messed up because of him!
YAY! Cadence is wearing her necklace
But of course! It’s a treasured gift from a loved one! :D
dude, make a gift shop with that necklace that delivers to brazil.
I’ve actually been planning on making them! I’ve just had a hard time finding the time to do so. :/
and the “to brazil” part?
I deliver to Brazil. :]
I bet he can see up her skirt from there.
Perv!
but those puppy dog eyes…. ARE SCHOOOH KUTTE >:3!
EEXXXACCCTTTLLLYY!!!!
hahah is he on drugs? that is so outta character. or maybe just in love?
Lol. what are you talking about man? Joseph has had so many odd-ball faces so far. He has a full archive of faces to chose from.
if that works, i gotta learn how to make those eyes.btw, emergency trap. thats one of the reasons i think japanese ppl are weird.one of them is also that they let ppl make porn of 14 years old girls being raped by tentacle monsters and apparently they cant make porn without sensoring the c*ck
The face is sorta like crying and widening your eyes really big. See example: http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:5m_GuzQwOs4vKM:http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/6599/puppyeyes2ja9.jpg&t=1
I am happily immune to puppy eyes. I can be as evil as I want without feeling bad. :D
DAMN YOU!
omg, i think im in love.
Love can be a dangerous thing. See Next Strip.
HAHAHAHHAHHHHAHAHAHHA “piss all over the place” thats what i do on girls too!
lol… seriously though… that’s all puppies do… all day long. PEE!…don’t pee on girls, they don’t like it much. I KNOW I KNOW, you’re just trying to mark your territory.. They just don’t appreciate it… For some reason.
This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony and it’s called “We Hate You, Please Die.”