Coprophilia
It was bound to happen.
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LAWLS - 0031: COPROPHILIA
[ Panel 1 ]
JOSEPH: I don’t know HOW you live with yourself… If people were shoving shit up my ass all the time, I would have killed myself by now.
…or AT LEAST taken a dump on their heads.
[ Panel 2 ]
HATTICUS: I honestly hadn’t thought of that till now...
[ Panel 3 ]
HATTICUS: But now that you mention it…
:: Hatticus has a disgruntled face. **EXTREME CLOSE-UP** ::
[ Panel 4 ]
HATTICUS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
:: Hatticus relieves himself on Joseph’s head, releasing a heaping pile of rainbow poo …and corn. ::
[ Panel 5 ]
JOSEPH: I should have seen that coming… huh?
HATTICUS: Pretty much.
Shithead.
[ Panel 1 ]
JOSEPH: I don’t know HOW you live with yourself… If people were shoving shit up my ass all the time, I would have killed myself by now.
…or AT LEAST taken a dump on their heads.
[ Panel 2 ]
HATTICUS: I honestly hadn’t thought of that till now...
[ Panel 3 ]
HATTICUS: But now that you mention it…
:: Hatticus has a disgruntled face. **EXTREME CLOSE-UP** ::
[ Panel 4 ]
HATTICUS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
:: Hatticus relieves himself on Joseph’s head, releasing a heaping pile of rainbow poo …and corn. ::
[ Panel 5 ]
JOSEPH: I should have seen that coming… huh?
HATTICUS: Pretty much.
Shithead.
At least he didn’t crap another bear on a bicycle. It could have gotten sketchy at that point.
Hahaha, Imagine what that would look like in that last panel! Joseph’s check would be all crooked over because the weight of that bear and the motorcycle would be KILLER!
Oh, and your comic is awesome. Forgot to mention that.
Haha, thank you very much, Sir! Kind words such as those are what keep me doing this. I appreciate you saying that. :]
Aloha! kyz
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good god man.
…and THAT’S WHY you shouldn’t wear hats! :P
thank god I can never find one large enough…
That’s cos you haven’t found a hammerspace hat yet. :P
Rainbow poop! I still love that hat.
haha, rainbow poo is grossssss!
Ahahaha. Shit head. Oooh, I love it. I think I found my favorite character. =D
Awesome! He’s definitely one of my favorites as well. I’m glad that the hat is doing well overall, he’s very interesting to write a script for.
Hahaha poor Joseph, now he’s covered in blood AND shit.
LMAO… SO GROSS.. at least the hat didn’t shit blood though? hahaAll that’s left is vomit. Oh wait.. that was vomit that Reeder spewed on him.. bloody vomit..
I wish i could poop on command :P
At least we know he’s not constipated? haha
YAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! hehe hes got poopoo in his hair, he looks ridiculous….ewww i just realized i just watched someone get poo’d on! i need to take a shower….
haha. did some of it splash out of the screen on you? :P
That’s flattering to your artwork!
…but not to his face. Poor guy. haha
Meh, who are we to say what is and isn’t an improvement?
Truezor.
Gold Joenis, Gold!
Why thank you Sir.
looks like Joseph could use some sham…poo. uh, nevermind. ;)great strip, man!
hahaha, when you say it THAT way… It makes me feel like there is Poo in my sham, and the always has been. And I thought I was CLEANING my hair all this time! Apparently not! :(
Hey dude! Thanks for the comment! Just checked out your comic (glad I found you via your comment) and holy smokes – 4 words: BOO-K-MA-RK!!!
Nice! I love that you somehow made a one letter word into 4! I dig that. Thanks for stopping by! :]
I’m just glad hats don’t do that in real life… They don’t do that in real life, right? Right, guys? Hey, my hat does smell a bit funky.
My hats have done that to me a few time before actually… It’s sorta what happens when you only wear hats when you DON’T wash your hair. They don’t apprecaite the FILTH you’ve just rubbed all over them. After one or two times, they sorta just shit all over your head. Trust me, be kind to your hats, or they will do something about it.
i always knew it as scataphilia….to each his own
Yeah Coprophilia, Scataphilia, same thing. I like the sound of coprophilia better… some reason Scataphilia reminds me of Skeeting and i really didn’t like the fused imagery of Scata and skeeting all over the place… gross.. i just grossed myself out. blerg.
Hey man. Thanks for the comment. Your comic is surreal! Love your use of color, on the speech bubbles and in general. Nice lookin’ site, too. Definitely bookmarking this! Cheers.
Why thank you sir, i appreciate the comment back. That’s the one thing about my work that I’ve been really trying to push, strong but comfortable colors that people like to look at. Also, I’ve rarely seen people do the colored talk bubble thing. I think it gives the whole project a new life. I appreciate your comment and thanks for stopping by. :]
I’m more disgusted from the fact that he still enjoys doing… that…I am just happy we have mostly gotten past the rainbows, unicorns, and bears on bikes :D
hahaha, yeah it is pretty disturbing.MOSTLY.. but even his poo has some rainbow residue in it. ick.
Don’t forget to put down the lid!Get it…? Lid? A term for both hats and toilets? Eh? EH?!
Aw, the hell with it.
Oh double entendre, how i love thee. I would have never thought of that one though, good call man. :]
Lol, so good. Always makes my day brighter coming to your comics. This one is great for a laugh all the time, keep up the excellent work yo.
There you are! Was wondering when you’d pop by again. :]I’m glad to hear that my comics give some sort of twisted light to your apparent dark days.
love the D.O.A. reference, all we need now is too get him drunk so it will reference “13 Stitches” by NOFX