It was bound to happen.

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LAWLS - 0031: COPROPHILIA

[ Panel 1 ]
JOSEPH: I don’t know HOW you live with yourself… If people were shoving shit up my ass all the time, I would have killed myself by now.
…or AT LEAST taken a dump on their heads.

[ Panel 2 ]
HATTICUS: I honestly hadn’t thought of that till now...

[ Panel 3 ]
HATTICUS: But now that you mention it…
:: Hatticus has a disgruntled face. **EXTREME CLOSE-UP** ::

[ Panel 4 ]
HATTICUS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
:: Hatticus relieves himself on Joseph’s head, releasing a heaping pile of rainbow poo …and corn. ::

[ Panel 5 ]
JOSEPH: I should have seen that coming… huh?
HATTICUS: Pretty much.
Shithead.