Bleedin’ Bigotry
Look’s like God can’t seem to stop, evolution!
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LAWLS - 0051: BLEEDIN’ BIGOTRY
[ Panel 1 ]
:: The fish are protesting God’s decision to re-separate them from each other as he stands before them, judging, as he does. ::
ALEK: You’re a BLEEDIN’ BIGOT, in my opinion! Where, sir is your COMPASSION!?!
ALEX: SCREW compassion! I just wan to BEAT ONE off on SOMETHING!
[ Panel 2 ]
GOD: Your ACTIONS are nefarious, disturbing… and FLOT OUT BARBARICALLY GAY! …in the eyes of …well… me …and to be frabk, I just don’t want to see it.
SO, I say you’re forbidden!
DEAL.
[ Panel 3 ]
ALEX: BARBARICALLY gay!?! Are you for real!?
I OUGHTA knock your big-holier-than-thou set of pearly whites RIGHT INTO that SMALL-minded brain of yours!!
[ Panel 4 ]
GOD: ahahahHA! …and HOW, may I ask dost thou PLAN to do such a thing?
:: God is smugly smiles as he laughs. ::
[ Panel 5 ]
ALEX: …
:: He’s clearly annoyed at this point. ::
I’ll zealously evolve!
[ Panel 6 ]
ALEX: Just wait and seeee…
[ Panel 1 ]
:: The fish are protesting God’s decision to re-separate them from each other as he stands before them, judging, as he does. ::
ALEK: You’re a BLEEDIN’ BIGOT, in my opinion! Where, sir is your COMPASSION!?!
ALEX: SCREW compassion! I just wan to BEAT ONE off on SOMETHING!
[ Panel 2 ]
GOD: Your ACTIONS are nefarious, disturbing… and FLOT OUT BARBARICALLY GAY! …in the eyes of …well… me …and to be frabk, I just don’t want to see it.
SO, I say you’re forbidden!
DEAL.
[ Panel 3 ]
ALEX: BARBARICALLY gay!?! Are you for real!?
I OUGHTA knock your big-holier-than-thou set of pearly whites RIGHT INTO that SMALL-minded brain of yours!!
[ Panel 4 ]
GOD: ahahahHA! …and HOW, may I ask dost thou PLAN to do such a thing?
:: God is smugly smiles as he laughs. ::
[ Panel 5 ]
ALEX: …
:: He’s clearly annoyed at this point. ::
I’ll zealously evolve!
[ Panel 6 ]
ALEX: Just wait and seeee…
That’s how all the Robots will take over the humans.
Can robot evolve though… if they are not organic?
robots only evolves when humans do so. thats why they suck.
Does that mean, the end of human existence as we know it is inevitable?See, ie: Botspot
no. we still got hackers.and little kids.those wanna destroy everything of expensive eletronics we have.if we put that power against the robots, humankind will be safe from them as long as we have little kids.but them, who would save us from the little kids?
Luckily kids aren’t old enough to accomplish anything.. and by the time they are.. we will be too old to care; cycle of life.
u sure? once i almost lost a console cuz of little kids. that would be quite an acomplishment for them. one that would lead to my acomplishment of killing them all.with a crowbar.
The key to that statement is ‘almost,’ at such a young age they didn’t have enough skill points to do such a thing! :P
Aw, wittle fishie wants to fight God.(I am thoroughly disturbed by the second link in your post. I will now proceed to go to bed and have nightmares about it. Thanks.)
What if Joseph and Hammerspace weren’t able to defeat God… but the little fish was able to? lol that would be ridiculous!hahaha, right? When i saw that it almost gave me chills it’s so creepy!
he said he’d evolve, soo he wont be a fish when he defeats god, he’ll be a little fishy-like thing with legs that barely breaths out of the water
haha, this is true. You’ve definitely got a good head on your shoulders. :]
are u realy sure of that? today i found 3 holes on my head when i looked into the mirror, doesnt that means that there is something wrong with it? no wait, those are my nose and my mouth..
I think that mean, you are astoundingly….normal?
it depends, what u think that normal is?. (yes, this IS a phylosofical)psychology says that a person’s definition of normal is the self (like for a usual dude, he is his definition of normal)i dont think like that. to me i am not normal (does it means i got psychological problems?)to me, a normal person is one that tries to act like what is expected. i admit that my vision of a normal person is heavily influenced by north-americans shows that i watched on television. (yes, im talking about those shows about kids in the school being bullyed by the whole school.) i am also glad of not being normal.so, for u, am i normal? and u? and the guy who made de comment bellow?did i got too much on this question?
I’d say you are fairly normal… as normal as anyone who could possibly like my messed up work could be anyway! :P
Fish vs God!? Gotta get tickets.
Front row seats next Monday!
I’ve known people who’ve picked fights with God, but this may just be the first fish I’ve seen do it!
It’s probably not wise to pick fights with him. You always hear about “fallen angels” and such, but what about the fallen people and fish? I’m sure it hurts a hell of a lot more to hit the ground if your a mere mortal such as these, in comparison to angels that is.
YAY! Fish evolution montage. :D
LETS DO THIS! :D
Either he evolves, or he does what Rudy did to Corbin.
LMAO! Imagine how much poop would have to come out of that little fish to cover God! hahahaha
i got a 2 step tutorial to make the fish able.step 1: give the fish a lot of mexican food.step 2: run to the hills.
ew
….”just want to beat one of on something” i love that this was said in front of God! LOL
You should always tell the truth when you are around god. :D Don’t want to go to hell for lying do you? :P
Its good to know that its worse to lie then to beat one off in the eyes of God. LOL :P
Obviously.