Besties
Sometimes, you’ve just gotta take sides.
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LAWLS - 0055: BESTIES
[ Panel 1 ]
CORBIN: YOU BITCH!
:: Corbin points is feather finger at Cadence in the distance as she prepares to possibly fight him. ::
[ Panel 2 ]
RUDY: Dat dos it! YOU con’t say tingings like DAT aboot me Cadence! She iz me BESTIE!
[ Panel 3 ]
CADENCE: It’s ok Rudy, you don’t have to…
[ Panel 4 ]
RUDY: NO!
I’m feelin’ hungies again. It’s time for SECOND HELPINGS!
[ Panel 5 ]
:: Rudy is standing over Corbin as he begs for his pretentious life. ::
CORBIN: LISTEN Rudy, I’m sure you’re a REASONABLE enough beast, as simple as you may be… you don’t want to eat ME… I’m an ASSHOLE! …and trust me when I say, you DON’T want to eat one of those…
[ Panel 1 ]
CORBIN: YOU BITCH!
:: Corbin points is feather finger at Cadence in the distance as she prepares to possibly fight him. ::
[ Panel 2 ]
RUDY: Dat dos it! YOU con’t say tingings like DAT aboot me Cadence! She iz me BESTIE!
[ Panel 3 ]
CADENCE: It’s ok Rudy, you don’t have to…
[ Panel 4 ]
RUDY: NO!
I’m feelin’ hungies again. It’s time for SECOND HELPINGS!
[ Panel 5 ]
:: Rudy is standing over Corbin as he begs for his pretentious life. ::
CORBIN: LISTEN Rudy, I’m sure you’re a REASONABLE enough beast, as simple as you may be… you don’t want to eat ME… I’m an ASSHOLE! …and trust me when I say, you DON’T want to eat one of those…
Blekh. Does ANYONE want to eat those!?! Wait .. nvm. People DO eat those–AHHHHHH. [disturbed for life]Also: I’m happy to have Rudy back in the picture.
haha…yeah… this joke was one of those, “damn.. this is really gross… i hope people dont hate me”-type jokes, cos when you think about it after reading it.. It’s really disgusting! lolGood thing Rudy is there to step in, or else, Corbin was gonna have to “Choke a Bitch” XD
All I know is Corbin better have the ability to fly again, or he’s gonna be a nommie.
Sadly, he wont be a delicious nommie, that you’ll rub your tummy over after completion.. He’s more like the gag reflex nommie that later causes indigestion and projectile vomiting!
Gimme a shot of Corbin juice, I have a migrane and I need to puke it out!(Sadly this is probably something I would have said two years ago, when I had major migrane attacks…)
You used to get them too? Man.. I’m sorry to hear that. I nearly survived the last few I had, all the puking and wanting to die! I stopped getting them once I stopped drinking sodas. Switch to Coffee… much better addiction… right? lolA shot of Corbin sounds like a really bad rum.
Yep. Got them real bad. And they didn’t go away until I puked up whatever was in my stomach. Lemme tell ya, never drink a Mountain Dew: Code Red an hour before you plan on puking. People assume you murdered somebody if you miss the toilet. -.-“”A shot of Corbin, fifth of Rudy, equal parts of Joe and Cadence, swirl that together, and you have the L.A.W.L.S.! Oh, and don’t forget your novelty drink umbrella/Hat!”XD Stay Classy!
I still never figured out exactly why throwing up relieves migraines… a migraine is cause by your blood vessels in your brain not allowing enough blood thru the vessels.. how does throwing up fix that!?!Stay Classy My Friends – The Most interesting Man in the World.
puking solves migraines? well, it makes sense since it has somekind of relationship with the stuff u eat. my mother has lactose intolerance and when she eats chocolat she has migraine.seriously, puking?
Actually, that migraine may be cause by the caffeine in the chocolate itself? most of my migraines were a result of the amount of caffeine i was getting from all the sodas I was drinking every day.Seriously, puking.
I think mine had to do with an imbalance of chemicals. Didn’t matter if I ate or not before the migrane, puking was the only way to cure it. I started drinking a whole lot more water and now I only get the normal headaches everyone else gets.XD Most interesting man in the world? Never heard of him!
It turns out, he actually says “Stay thirsty my friends” oppss. Its the guy from the Dos Equis Commercials.
Yeah, I’ve seen that commercial a few times, but I still dunno who the guy is. Never heard of him before I saw the commercial anyway…It might be just me and I may just be a hermit.
I don’t think he’s a real person, just some random dude for the sake of the campaign. I doubt anyone can speak Russian… In French. :(
TrueI sense a You Are What You Eat joke coming…
are u talking about corbin before or after the incident with rudy?
Preferably before? lol
I vote in the motion of the asshole being nommed.
LMAO! That’s just disgustingly funny…
Now that’s a helluva way to kick off your first panel.Pretty soon all comic strips will start that way (“Cathy”, perhaps?).
Lol, imagine if Garfield started out with him yelling at John, “YOU BITCH!” That would be the best Garfield ever!
It would definitely make for the best “Family Circus” of all time!
Just step off with the Family Circus hate.
…or else Marmaduke will maul your face off!
he just took a crap on him…. why would he want to eat him >.<…
Lol… I don’t know… animals eat poop all the time?
yeah dude, dont kill asshole ppl, cuz the world needs them!!we should not eat them either.i mean, try to imagine a world without assholes! how would ppl get their bricks and rainbows without shitting them??
haha…idk… if there’s a will there is a way? :P
not this time my friend, not this time.unless of course if u know another way of getting bricks and rainbows other than shitting them.luck i never needed those
I’m pretty confident that u can purchase bricks at any old hardware store… Rainbows though? That may be a bit more on the tough side. It’s very possible you may have to seek out a wizard for that one! :P
hardware store? hmm…. doesnt makes sence.maybe we could make a rainbow by washing plants in sunlight with a garden huse…but i bet seeking a wizard would be funnier!!
I seek out wizards for all my every day needs.
female wizards seek me for their everyday needs…hehehe…
Ruby is my new favorite character.
Rudy has always been a favorite of mine, I love him for his stupid innocence. :3
http://memegenerator.net/Rich-Raven/ImageMacro/2827980/PROFESSOR-CORBIN-ADVISES-NOT-TO-EAT-ASSHOLESLate? Yes. Worth it? Maybe.
LMAO very worth it!God… is this gonna become a thing now? A Professor Corbin meme? haha
eeewwwww hes going to eat a bird that is covered in his own shit!
YUMMY!