what about using him as a hand granade during a militar conflict?*gun sounds**guy closes hammerspace’s eye sockets (the other holes were previously closed)*”HAMMERSPACE OUT!!”*throws hammerspace*
I stopped believing global warming years ago. Too much of it is too over-exaggerated. Al Gore and his powerful lies just made him even more rich :[.Not saying, global warming isn’t connected to the giant hole in the ozone layer, but it’s always been there… Eh, sorry I’m talking geek talk now XD!
well i dont agree with everything that Al Gore says about it, but Global warming is somewat a fact, its part of the Earths cycle, ever some thousands years it starts to get warmer and in turn that screws with the weather, make it hotter in the summers, and even colder in the winters, eventually this leads to stronger storms and eventually an ice age, this renews the atmosphere, the concentration of carbon is actually normal, all that is happening is we are speeding up this cycle, this has happened to the earth several times, what people thinks is that when they hear “Global Warming” they think it only means that its getting hotter, its actually that its getting hotter and colder, making the weather more extreme, ie: there was a quite powerful storm in the past few weeks that occured in the united states that was in the midwest and had the same strength as a category 2 hurricane, the problem is that this storm starting on land in the midwest, things like this is actually what is predicted by the theory of Global Warming
if i came accross as a “classhole” i sincerely apologize, just felt like i had to say this
Its alright, I understand… I think :P.Yeah, the world has been getting warmer for centuries. Its only a matter of time before there is another ice age. There has been many before.
Global Warming is real, but only to a certain extent. Not the way Gore describes it at least (Y’know with the CFC’s and what not). Water Vapor piratically does most of the damage to the ozone layer by itself.
Its funny how in the 70’s everyone was going crazy over “Global Cooling” XD! Compared to now, its the same exact thing on opposite day…. Eh, the Earth is a weird planet indeed.
i think Gore just likes the attention, doesnt matter if its good or bad attention, in all reality he is a “classhole”back in the 70’s and 80’s they did predict that now in our time that this would be an ice age that they were experiencing it, it all kindof makes chuckle
My attempt for justifying the anti-airwhale vibes Joseph emits can only be explained by one thing. Jealousy. Who can blame him, they are just far to dapper for their own good. It is a rather common reaction for mankind. Think of the great apes that are butchered for parts, the far less dapper but none the less majestic sea whale hunted for meat, baby seals that are senselessly clubbed due to their cuteness. He is simply a man driven mad by his instinct to rectify his reality that was shattered by an aeronautical whales top hat wearing prows.
What, its not like I called anybody an asshat. I just love the word itself. So few compound words are as simple and confusing yet still convey their meaning. Its so great I propose we start an asshat holiday. A day when all men, no matter how idiotic (idiocy is actually encouraged) they are can join together under one banner and proudly proclaim their moniker. All together now my fellow men. ASSHAT!!!!
I called my friend an asshat a few weeks ago. She just looked at me weird and asked what an asshat was.Also, is it wrong that I picture the whale talking in the Little Big Planet announcer voice?
The narrator on Little Big Planet was Australian wasn’t he? If so, then you would be correct in thinking so. This whale is a bit Aussie. :DAlso, I’m surprised she didn’t know.. but on the same token, my ex knew what it was and loved it so much she actually got a tattoo of a cowboy hat over her ass. SO maybe it’s best your friend DOESN’T know… who knows what distorted things people will end up doing with such knowledge. lol
I really suck at coming up with Australian dialog, so I’m glad that you liked that. It’s turning out to be far more difficult than i originally was expecting. hahaAlso, I was actually pretty happy that I found BOTH of those pictures right off the bat when I started searching for them. :D
I think he meant the hat would shit in the Air Whale’s blowhole. And I sincerely apologize for wasting everyone’s time if your comment was meant as sarcasm.
Oh, shit, I’ve been so tired lately from comicking/freelance.. i think i broke my brain… BUT I think you’re right! Good call! …unless you were incorrect lol… then i guess not. No I take that back, either way, I think that’s actually a pretty funny idea, if you ask me.ps. no comment on L.A.W.L.S. is a waste of time, they are all appreciated. :D
LAWLS: on the surface it seems like its all shit and dick jokes… but when you explore deeper, you find a world of intellect… or at the at least Psydo-Intellect. ^_~
OMG we are in… the future!Am I old by now? Cause if so please let me know. I cant wait. I already complain like a mofo about things, but when I’m frickin 90, I will be the most awesome complainer ever.
i love the ones with the “classhole” i just like the comeback, “you sir are the asshat” i think technically he would be a “asshammerspace” since hes not just a simple talking hat that happens to be a total dick, so he kindof is a “dickhat” but that image would be a little too graphic for anyones taste, and quite disgustingi was kindof wondering why the hammerspace was staying on that particular area of the whale, but this just explains everything
I was considering a dick hat joke… saying something like DorkCap or something, you know since a Dork is a whales penis! lol I like writing for the hat and the whale, so expect a few more of these before we switch back to the humans.The hat was riding the back of the whale looking back at what they were passing. :]
hmm… what happens if we close hammerspace’s.. hole?i mean, all stuff would be closed inside him!!!would be the best. prank. ever.
He’d start pulling it from his mouth.. and if you cover that.. he’d rip his eyes right of out his sockets and start taking items out from there! lol
and what if we close his eyes sockets? does him blow up?THAT WOULD BE SOOO MUCH FUN!!
yes, and all his mysterious contents will fly everywhere. It will be a horribly disgusting mess.
what about using him as a hand granade during a militar conflict?*gun sounds**guy closes hammerspace’s eye sockets (the other holes were previously closed)*”HAMMERSPACE OUT!!”*throws hammerspace*
I stopped believing global warming years ago. Too much of it is too over-exaggerated. Al Gore and his powerful lies just made him even more rich :[.Not saying, global warming isn’t connected to the giant hole in the ozone layer, but it’s always been there… Eh, sorry I’m talking geek talk now XD!
Asshat=Comedic Gold!
well i dont agree with everything that Al Gore says about it, but Global warming is somewat a fact, its part of the Earths cycle, ever some thousands years it starts to get warmer and in turn that screws with the weather, make it hotter in the summers, and even colder in the winters, eventually this leads to stronger storms and eventually an ice age, this renews the atmosphere, the concentration of carbon is actually normal, all that is happening is we are speeding up this cycle, this has happened to the earth several times, what people thinks is that when they hear “Global Warming” they think it only means that its getting hotter, its actually that its getting hotter and colder, making the weather more extreme, ie: there was a quite powerful storm in the past few weeks that occured in the united states that was in the midwest and had the same strength as a category 2 hurricane, the problem is that this storm starting on land in the midwest, things like this is actually what is predicted by the theory of Global Warming
if i came accross as a “classhole” i sincerely apologize, just felt like i had to say this
Its alright, I understand… I think :P.Yeah, the world has been getting warmer for centuries. Its only a matter of time before there is another ice age. There has been many before.
Global Warming is real, but only to a certain extent. Not the way Gore describes it at least (Y’know with the CFC’s and what not). Water Vapor piratically does most of the damage to the ozone layer by itself.
Its funny how in the 70’s everyone was going crazy over “Global Cooling” XD! Compared to now, its the same exact thing on opposite day…. Eh, the Earth is a weird planet indeed.
i think Gore just likes the attention, doesnt matter if its good or bad attention, in all reality he is a “classhole”back in the 70’s and 80’s they did predict that now in our time that this would be an ice age that they were experiencing it, it all kindof makes chuckle
For some reason all I can think of is the sperm whale that falls several thousand feet to its death in ‘Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy’.
Yes yes, I assure you, they are by no way blood related. This particular whale as figured out how to stay afloat in the air.
Hehe. Asshat.
My attempt for justifying the anti-airwhale vibes Joseph emits can only be explained by one thing. Jealousy. Who can blame him, they are just far to dapper for their own good. It is a rather common reaction for mankind. Think of the great apes that are butchered for parts, the far less dapper but none the less majestic sea whale hunted for meat, baby seals that are senselessly clubbed due to their cuteness. He is simply a man driven mad by his instinct to rectify his reality that was shattered by an aeronautical whales top hat wearing prows.
You need to comment that over at the Geek Girl on the Street Site, just under my interview to qualify for their competition. :]
Got it, heading there now.
Awesome. I don’t think TOO many people have commented yet. So I think you’ve got a good chance. :]
Hey now, watch your mouth! Someone may take that the wrong way? :P
What, its not like I called anybody an asshat. I just love the word itself. So few compound words are as simple and confusing yet still convey their meaning. Its so great I propose we start an asshat holiday. A day when all men, no matter how idiotic (idiocy is actually encouraged) they are can join together under one banner and proudly proclaim their moniker. All together now my fellow men. ASSHAT!!!!
LMAO, an asshat holiday. that would be quite the day. :D
It would be one to remember, or one to soon forget if you aren’t a member of in asshatian club.
i’m sure this is one of those ideas that sounds good in theory.. but in practice is just terrible and you regret for a life time.
It’s about time someone put that hat in its place. Especially if that place is an ass.
Lol, nice. I like you’re line of reasoning.
I called my friend an asshat a few weeks ago. She just looked at me weird and asked what an asshat was.Also, is it wrong that I picture the whale talking in the Little Big Planet announcer voice?
The narrator on Little Big Planet was Australian wasn’t he? If so, then you would be correct in thinking so. This whale is a bit Aussie. :DAlso, I’m surprised she didn’t know.. but on the same token, my ex knew what it was and loved it so much she actually got a tattoo of a cowboy hat over her ass. SO maybe it’s best your friend DOESN’T know… who knows what distorted things people will end up doing with such knowledge. lol
I think he was British, but I hear him as Aussie anyways. I think my mind is broken…
haha, if he’s British, my brain is broken as well cos my memory seems to remember him as Aussie.
Woah I love that second link. Haha and I love the way he says “pola”
I really suck at coming up with Australian dialog, so I’m glad that you liked that. It’s turning out to be far more difficult than i originally was expecting. hahaAlso, I was actually pretty happy that I found BOTH of those pictures right off the bat when I started searching for them. :D
I’m afraid we may see blowhole shitting in the future, and that can’t be pleasant for anyone let alone the airwhale =/
Wait.. Since when do blowholes shit?
I think he meant the hat would shit in the Air Whale’s blowhole. And I sincerely apologize for wasting everyone’s time if your comment was meant as sarcasm.
Oh, shit, I’ve been so tired lately from comicking/freelance.. i think i broke my brain… BUT I think you’re right! Good call! …unless you were incorrect lol… then i guess not. No I take that back, either way, I think that’s actually a pretty funny idea, if you ask me.ps. no comment on L.A.W.L.S. is a waste of time, they are all appreciated. :D
cause of that im going to make one comment that is not apreciated:DUH.
TOO BAD! I APPRECIATE IT ANYWAY!
I HATE YOU AND YOUR WORK!!!
well, last comment was just to oppose you, i do like your work.
oh damit, double comment. sorry, i didnt wanted to do that.
well, last comment was just to oppose you, i do like your work.and if you do appreciate a hate coment, you are a troll.
Looks to me like YOU’RE the troll! ^_~
hate. you. logic.
Comments on LAWLS are great exchanges of intellectual ideas, that being said yes astrocom is right, I think the Hat is going to make things messy =P
LAWLS: on the surface it seems like its all shit and dick jokes… but when you explore deeper, you find a world of intellect… or at the at least Psydo-Intellect. ^_~
OMG we are in… the future!Am I old by now? Cause if so please let me know. I cant wait. I already complain like a mofo about things, but when I’m frickin 90, I will be the most awesome complainer ever.
I’m confused. How are we in the future?If we are in the future. I think you died of a sodium overdose.
Heh, this one is awesome! If anyone reads “The Book of Biff” the ‘facial expression’ the hat makes in panel 4 looks exactly like Biff’s face.
I love the book of biff! Glad to have found a fellow reader of the biff! I’ll take that as a compliment. I love biffs face.
i love the ones with the “classhole” i just like the comeback, “you sir are the asshat” i think technically he would be a “asshammerspace” since hes not just a simple talking hat that happens to be a total dick, so he kindof is a “dickhat” but that image would be a little too graphic for anyones taste, and quite disgustingi was kindof wondering why the hammerspace was staying on that particular area of the whale, but this just explains everything
I was considering a dick hat joke… saying something like DorkCap or something, you know since a Dork is a whales penis! lol I like writing for the hat and the whale, so expect a few more of these before we switch back to the humans.The hat was riding the back of the whale looking back at what they were passing. :]
JUMP OFF HAMMERSPACE! I NEED YA TO HELP ME TAKE OVER THE WORLD! After testing some theories against you, but still, TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!!
You’re gonna do TESTS ON HIM!?! I’m not sure that will go over well. He already hates… everyone.
Meh, I’m crazy enough to chance it.
‘Ass Hat’ Isnt An Insult. Its A Fashionstatement.(Not To Mention A Way Of Life)
Lol @ “Ass-Hat’s” expression at the end. It reminded me of Book of Biff’s Biff for a moment…!