A Poggy Past
Bullies.
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LAWLS - 0009: A POGGY PAST
[ Panel 1 ]
CORBIN: Know the WRATH that is POGs, Human! SQUAW! Today, you shall DIE by them!
[ Panel 2 ]
JOSEPH: Oh no! Not AGAIN!
:: Joseph is down on the ground scared as Corbin throws POGs at him. **HIGH ANGLE - over Corbin’s shoulder making him look larger than Joseph** ::
[ Panel 3 ]
|— TEN YEARS AGO —|
JOSEPH: PLEASE DON’T!
:: Joseph is on the floor again, this time a girl stands over him. **EYE LEVEL** ::
GIRL: These are JUST juice caps! This game is RETARDED! I hope YOU and theses STUPID POGs DIE one day!
[ Panel 4 ]
:: Joseph has a slammer jammed into his head, and it’s bleeding. **CLOSE UP** ::
JOSEPH: …but the JOY the bring to the children of the world! …the joy…they bring...
[ Panel 1 ]
CORBIN: Know the WRATH that is POGs, Human! SQUAW! Today, you shall DIE by them!
[ Panel 2 ]
JOSEPH: Oh no! Not AGAIN!
:: Joseph is down on the ground scared as Corbin throws POGs at him. **HIGH ANGLE - over Corbin’s shoulder making him look larger than Joseph** ::
[ Panel 3 ]
|— TEN YEARS AGO —|
JOSEPH: PLEASE DON’T!
:: Joseph is on the floor again, this time a girl stands over him. **EYE LEVEL** ::
GIRL: These are JUST juice caps! This game is RETARDED! I hope YOU and theses STUPID POGs DIE one day!
[ Panel 4 ]
:: Joseph has a slammer jammed into his head, and it’s bleeding. **CLOSE UP** ::
JOSEPH: …but the JOY the bring to the children of the world! …the joy…they bring...
hahhahahaaha love this one!!!!! ” …the joy …they bring…”
I seriously almost axed that line but figured him trailing off would be humorous to at least someone. So, I’m glad to know that you were that someone! :]
NOOOO!!! Pogs are the art of champions! (so he continues to believe, has he breaks down crying) NO!!! Pogs I love you! Ace of Base! President Bill Clinton (begins to bawl) why did the 90’s ever leave me (cries uncontrollably)
lol! wow, bit over the top but a appreciate the sediment. If only we could bring back the 90’s… I WOULD, best era of music, cartoons, and random shit like pogs! haha
You appreciate small particles of material? =P
i SWEAR to god i wrote “sentiment” but.. i guess commenting in the middle of the night never promises good grammar.
My God, you were sodomized by a horrible POG-weilding little girl as a child?!
LMAO, I’m not really shure where you got the sodomizing part from the art in this strip, but it still cracked me up quite a bit.
ps. …do you read minds…cos i really can’t figure out how you figured out my traumatizing past experiences..
Oh dear child, the links in your commentary betrayed all.
Oh god.. isn’t that Superman image i linked terrifying!?!
I’ve seen it dozens of times before but yes, yes it is. Poor Jimmy…Also: http://droracle.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/300px-giant-size_man-thing_1.jpg
haha, less blatantly homosexual, but still funny.
Also, god no wonder she tossed them in your face if you were still playing the damn things in 2000.Loser.
haha, WELL JOE, this isn’t a story about my life, so its actually ten years back from this point of time in this guys story.BUT If I still had my pogs… I’d still play them today. :(
shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmme
i used to have some but i dont have the slightest idea how to play them anymore…the 90’s were full of awkward twos and games
toys is the correct word
Honestly, I can’t 100% remember either, but i think you just had them in a stack with the pictures facing up… then you hit them with a thicker (plastic or metal) slammer. they fly all over the place and anything that was face down is now yours? Then you could play for keeps or just for fun. I remember my school banned it because it was like “gambling” or something because too many kids were playing for keeps. lol
Another great one. And to answer your question: Let’s not get started on how bad I was bullied back in school. We’ll just say that it was a mix of guys and girls, lots of physical/mental/emotional/verbal abuse, and a teacher who should have lost his job.
Grade School and Middle School sucked for me.. for that very reason. ><
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