8-Bit God
The best way to work out your differences is to battle!
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LAWLS - 0053: 8-BIT GOD
|:| GOD (glitch) :Lv(Missing No. Symbol) versus ALEX (male) :Lv2 |:|
[ Panel 1 ]
|— IN GAME TEXT: A wild GOD has appeared. —|
[ Panel 2 ]
|— IN GAME TEXT: What would you like to do? > FIGHT —|
[ Panel 3 ]
|— IN GAME TEXT: ALEX uses BITCH SLAP!
But, it’s not effective... —|
:: Slapper hand moves across the screen. ::
[ Panel 4 ]
|— IN GAME TEXT: GOD uses THE POWER OF PRAYER
His SPIRIT increases. —|
:: A holy cross appears. ::
[ Panel 5 ]
|— IN GAME TEXT: ALEX uses BI-CURIOUS!
It arouses GOD. —|
:: A rainbow beams from Alex’s frontal region. ::
[ Panel 6 ]
|— IN GAME TEXT: GOD is confused…
GOD temporarily likes men. —|
:: Rainbow question marks appear over God’s head. ::
[ Panel 7 ]
|— IN GAME TEXT: GOD uses tSMITE!
It’s SUPER effective! —|
:: A collection lightening bolts, skulls and crossbones crash into ALEX’s sprite, depleting his HP and horribly pixelating him to death. ::
[ Panel 8 ]
|— IN GAME TEXT: ALEX fainted.
PLAYER has lost to GOD. —|
|:| GOD (glitch) :Lv(Missing No. Symbol) versus ALEX (male) :Lv2 |:|
[ Panel 1 ]
|— IN GAME TEXT: A wild GOD has appeared. —|
[ Panel 2 ]
|— IN GAME TEXT: What would you like to do? > FIGHT —|
[ Panel 3 ]
|— IN GAME TEXT: ALEX uses BITCH SLAP!
But, it’s not effective... —|
:: Slapper hand moves across the screen. ::
[ Panel 4 ]
|— IN GAME TEXT: GOD uses THE POWER OF PRAYER
His SPIRIT increases. —|
:: A holy cross appears. ::
[ Panel 5 ]
|— IN GAME TEXT: ALEX uses BI-CURIOUS!
It arouses GOD. —|
:: A rainbow beams from Alex’s frontal region. ::
[ Panel 6 ]
|— IN GAME TEXT: GOD is confused…
GOD temporarily likes men. —|
:: Rainbow question marks appear over God’s head. ::
[ Panel 7 ]
|— IN GAME TEXT: GOD uses tSMITE!
It’s SUPER effective! —|
:: A collection lightening bolts, skulls and crossbones crash into ALEX’s sprite, depleting his HP and horribly pixelating him to death. ::
[ Panel 8 ]
|— IN GAME TEXT: ALEX fainted.
PLAYER has lost to GOD. —|
That reminds me of those old 90’s computer games except yours has cool graphics.
Haha, why thank you sir! :D
a wild GOD appearsplayer chooses Chuck Norrisplayer, god, alex, joenis, chaos and everyone else lost to Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris in gameChuck Norris Pokemon Card
Lvl: TOO HIGH HP: InfiniteWeakness: ?
’nuff said.
Wow. I seriously wanna play this game! I love how this strip turned out. [:
haha, who knows, maybe one day I can afford to develop something like this for the iPhone! That would be SOOOOO rad! :D
Oh my GOD…..-pun intended-
I would KLL for this game.
I’d LOVE to make it one… if I had the money to pay a programmer. :/
You should put up a donation button to raise the funds for one! Gays vs …. everything. >.>
Alex tried to play God, but God won……iiiisss that especially surprising?
haha, not really, he’s got the “Power of Prayer” and freakin’ smite attack! You really can’t top that attack in pure strength. Alex was screwed from the beginning. ALSO, it’s probably in your best interest to NOT try to make God gay… that sort of angers him; He should have known that. lol
“A wild GOD has appeared!” Best part of any comic, ever!
It implies that there are other wild Gods you there in the world that you can encounter. You knows, maybe they will encounter Shiva or something crazy like that! :D
Hmmm…what does God evolve into?
Apparently, A Fallen God….. See Previous Come Page: Reference
Hahaha awesome, love it.
Thanks man, glad you like it. :]
GOD is confused.GOD became bi-furious!
Haha, oh man, i should have thought of that! :P
God’s power level is over 9000!?God hax!
Honestly, I think God is just a game glitch. Look at his Level, and their are strange glitched boxes after he’s name… maybe he doesn’t exist? :P
O!He found the Missing # and racked up those Rare candies! Oh snap! He got addicted to those didn’t he?
Once again, Pokemon jumps in at random…
haha… i’m sorry.
Oh it’s ok, Alex just should have saved before attempting a boss fightXD
LMAO! Wow, too true, I don’t know why i didn’t think about that before. That’s pretty funny….ew, imagine his last save was like.. before this comic started… and we had to rewatch all of the events again! ><
is it possible to cheat the game?
In general, I believe this may work: Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-A-B-A-B-Start
*pressess up up down down left right left right a b a b start*now i have the power to go through all the events untill now very quickly!!
Oh noes… you accessed God Mode!?! OOOH Shit!
ah, so that is what it does!! now i want to become a fallen GOD!! FEEL THE FURY OF MY FALLEN FIST U FAG– wait, thats not an excuse anymore… uh… FEEL THE FURY OF MY FALLEN FIST MUTHARF*CKING JUSTIN BIEBER FAN!!btw, is swering prohibited here?
I have no personally objections to swearing as long as it’s not hateful. Though, some of my advertising companies that pay me to have ads on my site have issues with it… So if you need to swear, keep it to a minimum.. and not be too profound? Idk. If one of the companies gives me problems over it, I can just go thru and do mass edits over certain words. So whatever.
No no, it’s up up dwn dwn left right left right b a select start! C’mon, even god knows it.
haha, i actually just googled it and pasted the first thing I saw on the search… so you may be right, for all i know. :] It’s been SOOO long since I’ve played a game that utilizes that. Sad days. :(
Now what will happen if Team Rocket tries to steal God?!!
LMAO that’s probably my favorite comment from this round of comments! You sir, bring back the nostalgia 10 fold!
YES!!! I think thats all that needs to be said.
:D
gotta love how god is level Missingno. Makes sense.Well, as much sense as it can when you have a gay beta fish battling god is a Pokemon battle. Cause THAT makes sense.
Yay! You noticed Missingno. I wasn’t sure how many people would get a full on Pokemon reference, so i decided I’d throw in something like that for the people who would actually get it, as an added extra.God, basically is just a game glitch. :3
Use a revive! Or a master ball! Here, I’ve got ninety nine.
If that wont work, hold b+a+down and wait
But he has no revives in his bag! He’s screwed. :(
Haha, did you use the game glitch to max out all your items as well? I LOVED that trick. :]
what about a repel? He could still get out of there. But then again, whenever your in that situation, gary(or douche, whayever you named him) is waiting at the end to make sure your -really- dead. It’s like the game’s double-tap. Next time, catch -three- pokmon before fighting god
I don’t think it’s wise to confront God without at least one maxed out character, and it’s probably also smart to have a full well-equipped-high-leveled-party as well, just in case he fails. That’s just my opinion.
Ya know what? I’m just gonna use my catapult turtle to launch my dragon champion at your castle’s floatation ring, thus causing your castle to crash on top of ask of your monsters, reducing your life points to zero… Man, yu-gi-oh is a little messed up
Wow man, you just slapped me in the face with a reference I’ll never get. I was such a pokemon fanatic.. i avoided Yu-gi-oh, like it was the plague.
What’s worse is that what I wrote wasn’t a joke, but an actual strategy.And that’s the reason I never got into it.
LMAO! Glad to know know there was a sound reason for me to NOT get into it other than me being a Pokemon fanatic. :]
An actual strategy in the SHOW. Not the trading card game. The show didn’t start adhering to the TCG rules until it was pretty much over. It’s not like the pokemon show followed the games or the TCG either. Besides, there is/was no reason that you couldn’t like both yu-gi-oh and pokemon. So I think it’s pretty silly that you avoided it just because you liked some other series. Unless you were considering costs, but otherwise it’s silly. Just what I think.
It mainly comes down to the fact that I was 14 years old or so. That being said,my maturity level at that age (accounting as well for the fact that I was pubescent boy) I would say my decision making maturity level was somewhere around 9 or 10 years old mentally. Considering all that garbage that i just spat out at you, do you still think it was silly? lolLittle boys = dumb logic
Hehe God likes to kill things!
LMAO, that chart is bad ass. :D Next time I do a God strip, I may have to link that as one of my secret links. :3
Anyone else automatically starting playing the old pokemon battle song in their heads?also, just found your strip today, great stuff