It happens Ladies and Gentlemen, we all do it. Or maybe I’m the only one… I don’t know, pooping is weird.

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ALT - 0038: THE TORTOISE AND THE HARE

[ Panel 1 ]
:: A gentleman turtle is moseying along, smoking a pipe in his dapper top hat and dashing monocle. ::

[ Panel 2 ]
:: A sophisticated rabbit with a handlebar mustache is swimming along a stream of steaming liquid. ::

[ Panel 3 ]
CADENCE: Seriously… what did that story have to do with what took you SO LONG in the bathroom?
JOSEPH: If pooping was a race, I’d be the tortoise, not the hare.