Douche Bro just turned Grumpy Cat.

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[ Panel 1 ]
DOUCHE BRO: HOW can you listen to music like this?
It’s SO gay!
:: He’s holding up a “Uber Beats 69” CD in front of Cadence who is wearing a profession set of studio headphones. ::

[ Panel 2 ]
CADENCE: HOW is it that you can apply sexual orientation to music? Am I SUDDENLY gonna wan to go down on a chick ‘cos this song is on?
DOUCHE BRO: Probs. I’ve seen the way you are around your ‘friend’ Autumn.
:: Cadence, embarrassed by her new boyfriends way of looking at things, she covers her face in disappointment. Douche Bro simply has a laugh to himself as he air quotes the word “friend.” ::

[ Panel 3 ]
CADENCE: …and this Justin Bieber CD, I found in your underwear drawer, implies WHAT exactly about your sexuality exactly?
:: She presents a copy of The Bieb “Meh Wordz,” making him eat his words. ::