Half Life
I you REALLY think about… there almost always something good that comes out of bad things… right? I think this joke borderlines a really bad why you shouldn’t get married joke. meh.
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ALT - 0031: HALF LIFE
[ Panel 1 ]
ALEK: The water in my bowl is half depleted! At this rate, I’ll be DEAD by morning.
ALEX: You just need to spin this in a POSITIVE light. Think of it more as the bowl being half full. You’ll be fine.
:: In comparisons to Alex’s bowl of water, Alek’s habitat obviously only has half the amount of water that a proper fish should have to survive. ::
[ Panel 2 ]
ALEK: Half full my ass! Look how THAT turned out!
ALEX: Still, DEPENDS on the way you look at it.
ALEK: You’re STILL looking at this as a half full situation… aren’t you?
ALEX: Well…
You’re DEAD aren’t you?
:: The bowl is completely devoid of water, and Alek now dead on the bottom is still nagging Alex with his ghost. ::
[ Panel 1 ]
ALEK: The water in my bowl is half depleted! At this rate, I’ll be DEAD by morning.
ALEX: You just need to spin this in a POSITIVE light. Think of it more as the bowl being half full. You’ll be fine.
:: In comparisons to Alex’s bowl of water, Alek’s habitat obviously only has half the amount of water that a proper fish should have to survive. ::
[ Panel 2 ]
ALEK: Half full my ass! Look how THAT turned out!
ALEX: Still, DEPENDS on the way you look at it.
ALEK: You’re STILL looking at this as a half full situation… aren’t you?
ALEX: Well…
You’re DEAD aren’t you?
:: The bowl is completely devoid of water, and Alek now dead on the bottom is still nagging Alex with his ghost. ::
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