Coffee ordering, at it’s worst.
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ALT - 0008: EEFFOC COFFEE
[ Panel 1 ]
:: Joseph ordering coffee from Eeffoc Coffee, their special menu includes items like Cocobear Stare, Vanilla Killa, JAVAtory, RAGEspresso!! and probably some other stupid names you can't see. ::
BARISTA: What can I get started for you?
JOSEPH: Can I get two grande nonfat vanilla lattes, each with 3 shots of espresso, no foam, with cinnamon and light sugar?
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BARISTA: Two triple grande nonfat, two-pump vanilla lattes, no foam and cinnamon coming’ right up!
JOSEPH: What… No, I WANT cinnamon?
[ Panel 3 ]
BARISTA: Right, two triple grand nonfat two-pump vanilla lattes, no foam and ADD cinnamon.
JOSEPH: Ok, and make sure to it has LIGHT sugar…
BARISTA: I said that, Sir. Two triple grande nonfat TWO-PUMP vanilla lattes, no foam and ADD cinnamon.
[ Panel 4 ]
CADENCE: Yay coffees! What di you get us?
JOSEPH: Black coffee.
:: Distressed by this wording ordeal, Joseph gave up and went with some regular ass coffee. There is a RAGEspresso past in the background. ::
[ Panel 1 ]
:: Joseph ordering coffee from Eeffoc Coffee, their special menu includes items like Cocobear Stare, Vanilla Killa, JAVAtory, RAGEspresso!! and probably some other stupid names you can't see. ::
BARISTA: What can I get started for you?
JOSEPH: Can I get two grande nonfat vanilla lattes, each with 3 shots of espresso, no foam, with cinnamon and light sugar?
[ Panel 2 ]
BARISTA: Two triple grande nonfat, two-pump vanilla lattes, no foam and cinnamon coming’ right up!
JOSEPH: What… No, I WANT cinnamon?
[ Panel 3 ]
BARISTA: Right, two triple grand nonfat two-pump vanilla lattes, no foam and ADD cinnamon.
JOSEPH: Ok, and make sure to it has LIGHT sugar…
BARISTA: I said that, Sir. Two triple grande nonfat TWO-PUMP vanilla lattes, no foam and ADD cinnamon.
[ Panel 4 ]
CADENCE: Yay coffees! What di you get us?
JOSEPH: Black coffee.
:: Distressed by this wording ordeal, Joseph gave up and went with some regular ass coffee. There is a RAGEspresso past in the background. ::
I would definitely order a RAGEspresso.
I wonder if it would make you go into a fit of rage or if it’s simply just MADE of rage.
Perhaps it’s coffee mixed with PCP…
Jesus.. that would be nuts.
Holy crap, that’d be worse than the guy who was wandering a neighborhood naked covered in what they hope was his own blood, trying to punch his way through wooden fences so he can touch the pretty colors hanging off the clothes lines; all the while he was jamming out to the music of the wind. Now imagine that guy wired on one or two large cups of triple shot espresso.
Definitelywant that poster, I will throw my fake money at you.
Me and Lynn said the same thing.
Well then, guess I know what I’ll be working on once this book is wrapped up. ^_~
Monster is the drink of choice for the discerning puller of all-nighters.
That shit ends up making me way toantsy, I can’t focus if I’m trying to work while drinking energy drinks… feel like I should be out punching bears or something instead.
The trick is to get the lo-carb stuff, as it doesn’t have all the sugar. But then I’m also a grad student, so all-nighters are things I’ve been pulling for ~8 years.
Well, all-nighters and masses of caffeine.
Woot, Deviantart! lol I’m not an avid coffee drinker, but I do like it onoccasion. I’ve just discovered that I really like this cafe mocha stuff, though, and it’s really, really good. ^.^
People kept asking me if I had one… I did… but I really didn’t use it for anything and HATED that the account was under my old pen name! So I figured it was time to bring it back.. not sure how I want to use it just yet… I may or may not post comics on there…haven’t’ decided fully.Mocha’s are good.. that’s actually one of the first drinks I started on… but as I’ve drank them longer and started wanting a coffee everyday… I needed to start decreasing the amount of sugar I was drinking a day… a lot of those mocha/frapacchino/latte things have A LOT of added sugar… not so good since I spend half my day on my ass working on comics and not burning it off in anyway.
I follow a few webcomic creators on DA and normally they post the second to latest post with a link to the latest post on their DA.I brew mine at home with one of those single serving machines so I’m not getting a ridiculous amount of sugar. I normally only drink it when I have school, too since the days I go I have to get up at 6:30 and I walk all over campus to get to my classes.
Black coffee? My Carl, the horror!Honestly though, I only drink coffee with cream… and frozen… and in a bowl.
Frozen coffee, and ice cream coffee are freaking AMAZING! XD I like my shit ICY!
I’ve only been drinking coffee for about half a year now. I have never ordered a mocho, latte, frapespressomochachino, etc. Just give me coffee, thank you. I can’t stand StarBucks though. Their coffee tastes like poopoo-cocka.
Starbucks I’ve found after drinking more coffee from other places simply “tasted the best” to most people because of the coffee < sugar ratio.
Don’t you just hate it when you post a comment and you go two weeks thinking it showed up, then you check with the most recent three updates and IT’S NOT THERE? Man… I hate that feel.That aside… yeah, black coffee is the way to go. Maybe with like a pound of sugar in it, but, hell yeah.
Which one did you comment on? I had a problem with discuss a few weeks ago that may have not re-synced all the comments. I can go look and see if that was the problem if you can tell me which comic it didn’t load on.For the most part I agree… but I don’t mind some good ol’ whole milk either.
are they at cafe tarfux? because the names of some of those drinks and that poster on the wall seep pretty extreme.
Funny you should mention that. I WAS gonna have them at Tarfux, but randomly while I was drawing this comic I came up with Eeffoc Coffee and sorta liked that idea more. I’m always worried that Starbucks will want to hit my with a lawsuit on the Tarfux logo and force me to cease anddesistall sales on my books… which would pretty much put me out ofbusiness. D: So for now, the local coffee shops are Eeffoc’s. Maybe down the line I’ll introduce another Tarfux. ^_~
Coffee and I ought to go get married with how much you can find in my kitchen cupboard. But the Starbucks terminology is all gibberish to me :(I am so easy to please when it comes to coffee. Large cup if you have one, Sumatra, Pinion or French Roast if you can, a shot of cream and two sugars. That’s it. I just can’t deal with the molten candy bar in a cup style of coffee.
That’s sorta how i feel like Starbuck’s mochas are = melted chocolate in a cup… makes me sick if I attempt to finish one. :/I have at least 1 chai and 1 cup off coffee everyday… or else I fall asleep feeling like my day was a waste. :P
Hell yeah, just a tidge of cream and sugar; ‘sall it take to make a cup o coffee. And coffee o course.
Who need’s coffee in their coffee, go get a Frappuccino from Starbucks, I swear to got that crap is sugar flavored ice with sugar syrup and a hint of coffee extract (not even real coffee).
F yeah, can I have a cup of tyres? (I really, really hate coffee. I will however drink enough coke to give myself gastritis.)
Cup of Tyres makes me think of Cafe Tarfux! lol
By the look of the javatory, I think it might taste like toilet… One Ragespresso, please.Nah, I’m not a fan of coffee really. Might have like a cappuchino or something but nothing fancy.
lol ARG came up with Javatory, you’re apparently not too far off.
call me the freak of life but i just cant stomach coffee, i will drink lemonade with black coffee in it or an other concoction i have been told is off pudding but no one will try cuz they be pussies and wont give me a second opinion, oh and i also put pudding in my walnut banana carrot smoothies
I’d try that… I drink lemonade with green and black teas all the time… coffee can’t be THAT far off…. can it? lol
That “Ragespresso!!!” picture in the background would make an awesome t-shirt!