Joseph’s obsession with her is based the fact that I do in fact have crush on Kristen Stewart. Even if people think she isn’t the most talented actress, and hate her, I don’t.
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ALT - 0004: CELEBRITY CRUSH
[ Panel 1 ]
AUTUMN: :3
JOSEPH: Your obsession with Robert Pattison is REALLY creepy, Autumn.
AUTUMN: Whatever! Like you haven’t PERVED over Kristen Stewart hundreds of times!
:: They are looking at a “Sparkly Dead People” movie poster. ::
[ Panel 2 ]
JOSEPH: …oh she’s DEFINITELY sexy! I just don’t creep over her like you do with him.
AUTUMN: I’ve seen that “CHRISTIAN STEW” folder on your computer. You AREN’T fooling anyone, creep.
[ Panel 3 ]
JOSEPH: Ok FINE… whatever. I have a celebrity crush! WHO doesn’t?
CADENCE: Psh, I don’t. Celebrity Crushes are STUPID.
[ Panel 4 ]
:: Cut to Cadence’s room, where she clearly has a creepy Ryan Gosling shrine. She is drooling like a mindless sex doll over a Ryan Gosling fan magazine. ::
[ Panel 1 ]
AUTUMN: :3
JOSEPH: Your obsession with Robert Pattison is REALLY creepy, Autumn.
AUTUMN: Whatever! Like you haven’t PERVED over Kristen Stewart hundreds of times!
:: They are looking at a “Sparkly Dead People” movie poster. ::
[ Panel 2 ]
JOSEPH: …oh she’s DEFINITELY sexy! I just don’t creep over her like you do with him.
AUTUMN: I’ve seen that “CHRISTIAN STEW” folder on your computer. You AREN’T fooling anyone, creep.
[ Panel 3 ]
JOSEPH: Ok FINE… whatever. I have a celebrity crush! WHO doesn’t?
CADENCE: Psh, I don’t. Celebrity Crushes are STUPID.
[ Panel 4 ]
:: Cut to Cadence’s room, where she clearly has a creepy Ryan Gosling shrine. She is drooling like a mindless sex doll over a Ryan Gosling fan magazine. ::
i have absolutely nothing to say to this funny but nothing more
Well, as long as you find it funny. :]
awww,the way you say that is so condescendingly sweet…HOW DARE YOU TRY AND MAKE ME FEEL EMOTIONS
haha, it wasn’t supposed to be condescending. :P FEEL WHAT YOU WANT!
At first, I couldn’t stop laughing at this. But then I get to the pic at the end, and I start to frown and feel bad for laughing. It’s like one of those Liebot strips.
Liebot strips?
My mistake, Lie Bot. This is him.
hmm… never even heard of this comic. THERE ARE SO MANY! It’s awesome. haha
Oh god, You’ve got about eleven years of comics to sort through, on average at least 3 updates a week.
If I understood that, I think I had a movie like that as well.
Understood? Actually yeah, that was pretty vague and gibberish.Never saw Wild Things. Or maybe I did, it was during those years of college when things kind of blur together into this hodge podge of scenery and music. I did however see this film. One word for a scene in that movie. “…wow…”
Back in the mid 90s, my friend and I used to stay over at my house on the weekends when my folks were gone and watch movies and listen to records or else she’d help me with the chores I had trouble doing on my own (Read: Oh crap, we got twenty minutes before they show up!). Her parents were cool with this because I was a massive dork back then and not the wild party type (The clothes and music helped out with this, I was the devil brat nobody but her wanted to hang out after school back then). So on those weekends, she’d sneak into her brothers room, and lift a few films he collected* for us to watch by taking the film out of the box, then stuffing it with a blank tape until she could sneak it back later on.
I used to think her brother was just a weirdo, but now I know he was more an amateur otaku/pervertophile. He had some films I liked (Tenchi Muyo, Tank Police, Zeiram) and a few others that he most definitely didn’t watch for the story if you get my drift. Bound was one of them.I liked Bound, I still like it after seeing it again a few years ago. I was kind of naive about a lot of stuff back then, and I remember being so very, very confused about how that was supposed to work out. This was back the mid nineties where if you lived in a rural place, you were lucky if you even hit above 20kb, much less 56k. Even if we had the internet, I couldn’t just sneak down there late at night and try to look it up (I remember my first apartment in college when I got dial up. Holy crap that thing was noisy as hell) and I couldn’t ask my friend to look it up on her parents connection, she’d probably never talk to me again, and also her parents watched her like a hawk when she used it. If she got lucky, they’d only hold some kind of an exorcism on her then send her off to live with some relatives for a time.
So, confusion, no way to look it up, and it stuck in my mind, well not just that question, the other thing that came to mind was a weird need to find more of her. I even watched some other film I can’t even recall the name of just to see some more of her. So yeah, I did have a big time crush on her.
Aw, who am I kidding, I still got one.
Ma amour est profonde que la mer des grisis.
*Collected = Copied the unholy shit out of. Dude all but ran a little circle of VHS copiers who found all sorts of stuff thanks to the anime club at the college he went to during the week, and a few others who used the video store as their personal gold mine. You’d think somebody would get wise with how many blank tapes they’d buy a month.
the only thing i can tolerate kristen stewart in is the runaways. although snow white does look promising.i know hes not a famous tv or movie actor, but joe walker is my celebrity crush. he was attractive as voldemort in a very potter musical and as a penis in me and my dick.
I’m extremely excited about Snow White! Run Aways was definitely one of her better performances…. since you know, she doesn’t have too many amazing ones. Though, I did actually like her in Adventureland… and its not her fault that Twilight is just stupid… the role the ask her to play is just “Pants.” BUTTT even when she’s not playing pants, she doesn’t seem to show a giant range of ability anyway.Is he a Broadway actor?
no. he went to a college in michigan and was in theater. all of the theater people decided to write a harry potter play. it was such a big hit that they wrote a second harry potter play, a play about a boy and his penis (who can sing and dance), and a parody of starship troopers called starship. and recently they wrote a show to go on tour. also, the harry potter play is one of the things that helped darren criss get his audition for glee.
Ah… We’ll I admire you for having such an obscure celebrity crush then! heh
that sorta makes me feel like a hipster. lol if i had to pick a huge celebrity though, id pick joseph gordon-levitt.
You Sexual Hipster you! :P
I’m surprised you chose Joe Walker. He’s definitely attractive, but I figure more people would’ve crushed on Joey Richter. Although…Joe Walker as Umbridge in AVPS was AMAZING. “Did you get my text?”
XD well, joey is definitely a close second.
Now that you mention Geroge, maybe it should’ve been a bunch of Jason Alexander posters on the wall in that last panel.
…that would just be CREEPY! lol
Oh my god that is a hilarious image to imagine and… Excuse me, I’m going to fire up GIMP and see what I can do.
LOLOL
In college I had a horrendous crush on Jason Segel. Btw love the poster for sparkling dead people.
Was it “How I Met Your Mother” that made that guy famous?
Stuart townsend! Great actor and smexy man.
Yet another dude I’ve never heard of, what’s his most known work?
Darren CrissBut I actually don’t watch Glee- I liked him from A Very Potter Musical ^^ (he played Harry and was fabulous)Plus he’s a Avatar the Last Airbender geek so that’s a plus.
Wow, you girls and your naming boys I’ve never heard of. heh. THAT dude was Harry? Rather buff for a Harry don’t you think? :P
I don’t always have celebrity crushes, but when I do it’s hot nerdy chicks.Come on, who doesn’t notice Felicia Day when her picture shows up somewhere. I don’t search for her, but I definitely notice her.
…And Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog. That was simply fantastic. Long live the Whedon family.
So Felicia Day?
You’re bad.
:3
Kate Beckinsale… She’s so friggin gorgeous. I don’t care that she’s almost twice my age, married and probably not bisexuel, but I can dream, can’t I?
OMG yes! I totally agree, she’s also on my list. :3
She’s a little bit older now, but I watched the first Flinstones movie and realized how amazingly gorgeous Halle Berry was/is. Either her or Sofia Vergara. Simply amazing.By the way, I only just starting reading your comic a couple weeks ago, and I love it. Keep up the great work!
Halle Berry played a character in the Flintstones?!? Sofia Vergara is definitely attractive! :]Thanks for reading Marc! I’m glad to hear you’re enjoying the comic.
She was the bad guys’ assistant in the live action movie.
There was a live action movie!?! WHERE HAVE I BEEN!?!
It had Rosie O’Donnell as Betty (back when she was still skinny) and John Goodman played Fred. It was done back in 1994. Here’s the IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109813/
…oh you know… i think I sorta remember that now. Was it good? I doubt it.. I feel like it would be like the Super Mario Brothers movie. haha
From what I can remember, it was pretty decent.
Childhood memories can deceive… and sometimes embarrass us. I CAN’T believe I used to watch the show Popular. D: I take solace in the fact that I know I mainly watched it cos I thought Carly Pope was hot… but still… when I rewatched it… I nearly killed myself.
Brandon Heath. I could also argue Scott, but let’s not quibble over things. He’ll be all like, “I’m not a celeb” and I’ll be all like, “But you kinda are” and…it’ll just be crazily boring. The same could be said for Brandon Heath, too. Major celebs really aren’t my thing. Really the most “celeb” people I crush on, barring the aforementioned, are Arthur Darville (<3), David Tennant and Kevin McKidd (He played Poseidon in Percy Jackson, plays in Grey's Anatomy, etc.).
I think Scott is the hottest on that list of yours. ^_~
You and Andrew would agree. ^.^ I can’t wait for ya’ll to do the podcast things, when ya’ll figure it out. Andrew should definitely be a participant in that.
I’d love that actually. We’ll see. :]
I love love love AVPM and all the guys in it. Nothing sexier than a funny geeky guy for me. As far as the major leagues go its been David Duchovny for me since I was 6.
Wow.. I’m really surprised how many people are saying A Very Potter Musical cast members!I’m assuming that you watch Californication then? ^_~
If I had to pick, off the top of my head, Christina Hendricks.I haven’t seen mad men. We’re going back to Life and Firefly.Come to think of it, I wonder why I haven’t really been smitten with any female actors in a long time? I certainly watch enough TV.
Interesting, I don’t see the Christina Hendricks thing personally. I mean, I get the boobs, those are obvious… but she’s not my thing. Who was she in Firefly? From the Mad Men cast I’m all about Alison Brie. I apparently have a thing for “plain jane” brunette chicks.
http://firefly.wikia.com/wiki/Saffron “Whoa. Good myth.” – Wash.The boobs certainly help, and she has a nice smile. I don’t know much about her personality, but the characters I mentioned are strong, independent, and a little mischievous. And she was a tad skinnier back then.
That’s strange how I really can’t remember her in that show. I almost bought it on Blu-Ray the other day… i miss it. (mind you… I own the DVDs… just never think to watch it)
I’m going to have to go with Katee Sackhoff, although I don’t think I’d ever go as far as covering my room with Starbuck pictures.
If I could, I’d give this comment a few Likes! :] I with you on Katee. Especially when Starbuck has that arm tat. swoon.
David Bowie all the way *crush crush*
ZOMBIE NINJA DAVID BOWIE IS MY SENSEI! THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!…
I apologize for that.
Damnable mucus in me lungs is givin’ me a headache, and that was the result.
At least it’s not brain mucus? That could turn into a real mess.
For some reason in College there was this chick that was convinced I looked like him… I didn’t see it… and didn’t want her to see it… she kept trying to dress me in drag. D:
Hrm… Let’s think… Ryan Reynolds, Hugh Jackman, Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, and Scarlet Johansson right off the top of my head.
Green Lantern, Wolverine, Iron Man, Captain America and Black Widow. I see you have a thing for superheroes! ^_~
Also.. if you want to keep it in the Marvel Universe, I guess Ryan Reynolds could have been Deadpool instead of Green Lantern. ^_~
Deadpool. Always Deadpool. lol Or at least Wade Wilson. I wasn’t very fond of whatever the hell fought Wolvie and Sabretooth at the end of Origins… And personally, I can’t wait for the Deadpool movie. ^.^
I just heard about the Deadpool movie…hope its good. :] Deadpool has always been one of my favorites.
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/rorschachsrants/news/?a=52750Rob Liefield may or may not have seen 8 minutes of footage that may or may not have been 8 minutes of Deadpool amazingness.
::crosses fingers it will be better than Daredevil!::
lol Well, the writers of Zombieland and Ryan Reynolds are writing it. So, hopefully it won’t be as bad as Daredevil or Catwoman.
David Tennant. Always David Tennant. He was the 10th doctor in Doctor Who.
^^And him. Oh dear god. Have you seen Fright Night? If not, it’s a must-see. He’s AMAZING in it.
I want to see him in Casanova. I’ve always wanted to see it. And I’d love to have been able to see him and Catherine Tate in the remake of Much Ado About Nothing at the Shakespeare Globe. TOO BAD I DON’T LIVE IN ENGLAND! D=
That would be amazing. And I definitely agree with you on that whole wanting to live in England thing. ^.^
I’m glad I’m not the only one. ;)
As far as I’m concerned he was the last doctor in doctor who.Although I blame the writers for that, not the actors.