This is NOT a Shave Break
It’s it just me, or is Corbin’s opinion in no way humble?
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LAWLS - 0061: This is NOT a Shave Break
[ Panel 1 ]
CADENCE: Give me a BREAK Corbin! Do you REALLY expect me to be able to SHAVE when I’m STUCK in the MIDDLE of this DAMN desert with ZERO supplies!?!
:: She has her fist clenched as she stands over Corbin. Joseph is in the background terrified. ::
[ Panel 2 ]
CORBIN: WELL, in my HUMBLE opinion I believe a young woman with beauty such as yours, should respect herself and be MORE lady like!
RUDY: Oh… Noes...
::Rudy still hasn’t left the hole, knowing that it's best to hide when Cadence is like this. ::
[ Panel 3 ]
CADENCE: You should really be glad I’m an animal loving vegetarian you LITTLE SHIT BRID, or else I’d rain a fiery hell over your shi...
CORBIN: SQUAW!
:: The distaste in Cadence’s mouth is obvious as Corbin interrupts her mid sentence. ::
[ Panel 4 ]
CORBIN: SEE! Your mouth is as dirty as a ship-wrecked sailor! There is nothing EXQUISITELY FEMININE about you! Where is your INNER lady? DEAD? A real lady would not speak with such a foul mouth! …and I come from a family of FOWL MOUTHS, I should know! Squaw!
[ Panel 1 ]
CADENCE: Give me a BREAK Corbin! Do you REALLY expect me to be able to SHAVE when I’m STUCK in the MIDDLE of this DAMN desert with ZERO supplies!?!
:: She has her fist clenched as she stands over Corbin. Joseph is in the background terrified. ::
[ Panel 2 ]
CORBIN: WELL, in my HUMBLE opinion I believe a young woman with beauty such as yours, should respect herself and be MORE lady like!
RUDY: Oh… Noes...
::Rudy still hasn’t left the hole, knowing that it's best to hide when Cadence is like this. ::
[ Panel 3 ]
CADENCE: You should really be glad I’m an animal loving vegetarian you LITTLE SHIT BRID, or else I’d rain a fiery hell over your shi...
CORBIN: SQUAW!
:: The distaste in Cadence’s mouth is obvious as Corbin interrupts her mid sentence. ::
[ Panel 4 ]
CORBIN: SEE! Your mouth is as dirty as a ship-wrecked sailor! There is nothing EXQUISITELY FEMININE about you! Where is your INNER lady? DEAD? A real lady would not speak with such a foul mouth! …and I come from a family of FOWL MOUTHS, I should know! Squaw!
Lol, girls silent angry stares are the worst. You never know if they are about to cut your heart out or punch your groin in. The stare effectively acts as both! ><
Dear Corbin a.k.a. voice of all my teachers and counselors growing up, Fuck off and die in a fire.
Sincerely, Al.
I want to see Candace lay the hurt on Corbin again for that awful pun…
Don’t worry about it, ALL bad puns come at a price! Someone will pay for it! :3
LMAO! That made my day. It seems i sparked a fire in you!
hahahah a pun!! oh man I love a good pun
I though people would be rioting over the fact that I’ve already used the “fowl” pun before. Glad it’s still funny though. At least I used it in a different context. lol
In case you haven’t heard, there IS a Scott Pilgrim vs. The World video game, and it’s a fantastic, classic side-scroller with beat-em-up action. Pretty darn good.I’m amazed you used the meme I created. Feels like I become awesome for the few seconds anyone takes to glance at it!
haha, I’m fully aware of that game. I downloaded it on the PS3 a few weeks ago, probably one of the best $10 I’ve ever spent! :D That and the $10 I spent on Castle crashers last year for the XBox… so how bout we say, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World the game was the best $10 I spent THIS year. :]It would be even more awesome if somehow they made a real 8-bit Nintendo game… that actually ran on the Nintendo! I’d finally have a reason to pull that sucker back out! :D
What’s even more amazing as that you actually spent the time creating a random “meme” thing of one of my characters! When I first saw the one Teddy made, I was in AWE!
I must say, I do have some of the coolest readers ever! (you included, obviously)
Yes, but right now, he’s diverting Cadence’s wrath. Just saying, if I were Joseph, I’d be grateful Cadence can focus her rage on something that isn’t me.
Precisely!
Well, that’s originally something that’s called “rich raven”. He says things like, “xbox 360? BAH! I can afford PS3,” because he’s rich and such.However, since I’m currently…er…studying photoshop in college, I’m thinking of having that raven wear the hammerspace hat, wield pogs, and I’ll even tint the feathers to match Corbin’s maroon color. Then the internet will have a proper Professor Corbin meme.
Ahh, see I wasn’t really aware of that either. If you did that, That would be really awesome! If you do, I’ll put them randomly as my secret links :3Blerg… this is why I need a forum! hopefully I’ll be able to fix that soon and have one again.
That is going to be one dead little bird.Oh god I hope so…
each day that passes i hate play station network more.each day that passes makes me closer to setting a police car on fire with a trumpet.
http://verydemotivational.com/2010/07/19/demotivational-posters-have-you-ever-been-so-angry-that/
Just snap his little beak off Cadence. One crack and you’ll never have you hear his irritating squawking again!Actually, he’ll still squawk, but you just won’t be able to understand him. Pretend he’s saying nice stuff then! XD
corbin apparently knows nothing about women at all, even if a woman is covered in crap, you never, ever insult her on her appearance or looks, or make a joke about her, that is if you would like to still liveif he was using a shovel he wouldnt be as far down in the hole his digging with his fowl mouth
I’ve definitely been that angry. Trumpets are one of the best tools to blow shit up!
I just finished next Monday’s LAWLS last night, i think it will prove to be pleasing for you. :]
All of his noises will be more like “Squuisshh,, sqauwsh…plu” Rather than “SQUAW, YOU BITCH SQUAW!” All of corbin’s communications would then have to be in body language… I wonder if he’d be capable of fully offensive body language? lol
haha, i liked that analogy, “if he was using a shovel he wouldnt be as far down in the hole his digging with his fowl mouth” i visualized him physically digging a hole with his beak while screaming profanities all the way down! :D
what would have been really scary would be instead Cadence just silently leering at him, that scares the shit out of me, having had that personal experience of that happening, i dont remember what i said just that i wasnt thinking and right after saying it i thought “oh shit” the silent stare just scares me, if she stared any harder your head would explode, wondering what she is thinking, afraid to fall asleep in case she does something horribly funny to you, funny to everyone but you, just have a funny anecdote to tell later, mine was “wear an athletic cup, if you fall asleep while she is still pissed at you, your manhood with thank you later” ive learned to just shut up when something like that happens
yeah, but vuvuzelas are even better than trumpets.