The Bean Scene

I though of an idea… sort of a pre-pre-order thing. I’m gonna get started on it tonight.. and once i get enough of it finished and feel confident I can do it… I’ll make some sort of announcement about.Oh god.. the arms and the hands/shoes on the Hammerspace Plush I made (and sold a while back) took me for freakin’ ever… my back was killing my by the time I finished it. I think it was sometime after that that I realized I HATE sewing. haha.

If you and I decided to do something with these plushy things.. I have fabric tags of my art company I’ve made. I should send you some of them to sew onto the back or something. Then they’d be “official” or something. haha. I’m anxious to see the prototypes! It’s crazy you’ve even gone through the effort you have! You crazy mo fo you. :P

Joenis says:

February 9, 2011 at 7:46 AM

Man… your comment just took my mind to a whole other… super inappropriate place. “A hole is a hole…” dear god…. ::Shivers::

Joenis says:

February 9, 2011 at 7:45 AM

Yeah, i do that constantly. For instance I will be thinking a word ahead sometimes and my hand will type the words I’m just thinking of… not the ones that my hands SHOULD be typing. Hands fail at life.

Joenis says:

February 9, 2011 at 7:44 AM

Sounds like a black hole of possibilities. D:

mrwafflesorig87 says:

February 9, 2011 at 4:32 AM

there could be another whole universe inside him and another hammerspace hat inside that universe and inside that hat another universe and so on and so on, so there could be an infinite number of Cadences, Josephes, Rudies, and that new goth chick, one where she is turned on by the poop hat, so he could literally be the key to power to do anything good or evil(i think he would prefer it be evil)

MaxTheMinimum says:

February 9, 2011 at 4:06 AM

It could just be a small hole, just big enough for the bodysnatcher’s … thing to get through. But a hole is a hole, and if it gave access to her brain, I think that’d creep me out too much.

MaxTheMinimum says:

February 9, 2011 at 4:03 AM

I hate it when I make mistakes like that. I know the differences very well; I always see them when I read them, but for some reason, my hands just have a mind of their own.

mrwafflesorig87 says:

February 9, 2011 at 1:58 AM

idk how to get the ball rolling on this i wish i did, i will look around for ways(been busy havent been surfing the interweb lately) but i do think Kick-Starter might be a good way, i am looking around for other waysi get you on wanting the uniformity, i have a little ocd with books and other things, even the lines on websites sometime screw with my mind, once you decide on the approximate size i can make one to send you to get your thoughts and critiques on it

well, i havent been working too much on the hammerspace guys because the cold here screws with the arthritis in a couple of my knuckles, once i get started though doesnt hurt much, but if i cut out all the guys(havent cut out more than two) with all the supplies i could probly make about 15-17 of them at that size with the amount of materials i have, but with them cut out it takes about 2-3 hours from start to finish, the shoes alone take half an hour, but if i can borrow my mothers sewing machine(and have her teach me to use it) it would only take about an hour apiece

as for reimbursement, whatever you can do when we get to that point is fine, but i have done the math and with supplies it comes out to about $1.50 apiece to make, keep in mind the ones you are getting are rough prototypes, experimenting with designs, if and when i use the sewing machine it will be a hell of alot better looking and not as rough(to me at least the first ones are rough, idk if im being overcritical of them or not)

mrwafflesorig87 says:

February 9, 2011 at 1:18 AM

well if she had a hole in the back of her head, she wouldnt have pulled him down so hard cause she might have killed herself, with a hole wouldnt hitting the ground too hard you know damage her?

Joenis says:

February 8, 2011 at 11:21 PM

When I do it, there definitely will be some sort of pre-order… I’m just not sure if the best way to do it would be Kick-Starter or something else.That Hammerspace slipcover idea is pretty freakin’ sweet of an idea man! It sounds hella time consuming though! the books are either gonna be 8x8in like Octopus Pie / Goats books or 8.5×8.5in like Girls With Slingshots books. I haven’t decided on that exactly yet. I’m trying to look around and see which size is the MORE standard of the two, so that my books will line up nicely with other artists books. I’m really in to uniformity…. indie comic books are NEVER uniform though. :/

Either way, If this is an idea I end up wanting pursue later, I’ll find a way to reimburse you for it. :] Not sure how… since I’m broke.. But I’d find some way.

Joenis says:

February 8, 2011 at 11:14 PM

Honestly…. Idk I could be with a girl who has a giant hole in the back of her head… of which it’s purpose is to give her personality? Seems very unattractive to me. XD SO, I don’t blame ya! haha

Joenis says:

February 8, 2011 at 11:12 PM

It’s the worst… especially if you are on a deadline. :/ That’s probably my least favorite part about doing a webcomic. Getting things up on time, while still providing quality content; it gets tiring sometimes.

Joenis says:

February 8, 2011 at 11:11 PM

I don’t know about you guys… i don’t think I’d fool around with a poop eater. XD

Joenis says:

February 8, 2011 at 11:10 PM

yay. :]

Joenis says:

February 8, 2011 at 11:09 PM

Idk if it would be better in anyway… if thought and passion where the same thing… the world would be a VERY intense place… I can’t even imagine what it would be like if everyone was passionate about every thought they had.

Joenis says:

February 8, 2011 at 11:07 PM

It’s funny cos I read his comment around 2am.. was so tired i looked right past his spelling error… but was so tired I had no clue what he said either. haha oooohhh insomnia.

Joenis says:

February 8, 2011 at 11:06 PM

Hammerspace hat is like a Matryoshka doll.

mrwafflesorig87 says:

February 8, 2011 at 10:04 PM

i dont think she was going to, that would make me lose all attraction for her if she attempted that

Paul_Bags says:

February 8, 2011 at 7:45 PM

Shes acted pretty weird so far, furry or not I don’t think I want to see her try and taste the bean…

Paul_Bags says:

February 8, 2011 at 7:42 PM

Whoops, I see you noticed, I just couldn’t keep reading because it was bugging me :/

Paul_Bags says:

February 8, 2011 at 7:40 PM

*wearSorry, to blatant a mistake to ignore.

Rinthia says:

February 8, 2011 at 9:03 AM

There must be a never-ending chain of hats within hats now. It’ll cause a disruption within time and space and create a new world!I must make this hat-pocalypse

Rinthia says:

February 8, 2011 at 8:38 AM

Thank you indeed! I needed the laugh

Nicomon says:

February 8, 2011 at 7:46 AM

Or maybe it’s just a relative of hammerspace.

MaxTheMinimum says:

February 8, 2011 at 7:15 AM

Also, I just realized, if that is true, this girl probably has a hole in the back of her head. That makes her a bit less attractive.Now that I think about it, that makes me very shallow, doesn’t it?

MaxTheMinimum says:

February 8, 2011 at 7:11 AM

I have a theory. And that theory is that the thing on this girl’s head is actually some sort of body snatcher, head crab thing.

MaxTheMinimum says:

February 8, 2011 at 7:08 AM

Yeah, I hate drawing something then realizing something like that is off just as you’re almost done.Also, I just noticed Joseph’s hands are still on her tits in the first panel, or at least one of them is.

mrwafflesorig87 says:

February 8, 2011 at 7:07 AM

if thought and passion went hand in hand, i would not be so screwed up, oh and the world would be a very different place(they would imprison me in that world)

MaxTheMinimum says:

February 8, 2011 at 7:05 AM

God dammit. I noticed I said where instead of wear just as I hit the post button.

MaxTheMinimum says:

February 8, 2011 at 7:04 AM

Do you mean story poo hats inside of hats, storying hats inside of poo hats, or do I where poo hats? Either way, I try not to make a habit of it.

Joenis says:

February 8, 2011 at 6:54 AM

mrwafflesorig87 says:

February 8, 2011 at 6:34 AM

you could take preorders and see how many you have guarenteed, something like that, and when you get to the number of preorders or donations tooi was thinking about this, lets say the first 10 or 15 orders i could make hammerspace guys that the book could go into, a hammerspace slipcover perse(would have to know approximate book dimensions to make up one), since i have a basic patterns, and with the prototypes i learned what not to do (one that will never leave my house or get photoed, came out looking horrifying, pissed at myself for that one, that one deserves a big fail whale) but i got it down to a science and the next batch will be even better than the ones you are actually recieving

oh and just to say, since the last time i mailed something like this, the rates have gone up, just damn man, still happy to do them though, just got to figure a cheaper way to mail them, hmm… i could do them in bulk… i’ll figure it out

wow lots of words, my wrist hurts now, no play time later i guess (im am joking with that whole comment, do not take me seriously about any of that, even though i am seriously thinking about making the group HBA)

Joenis says:

February 8, 2011 at 6:24 AM

What about Poo hats?

MaxTheMinimum says:

February 8, 2011 at 5:55 AM

Is it just me, or does it look like they’re coming out of the wall?

MaxTheMinimum says:

February 8, 2011 at 5:52 AM

I never thought of storing hats inside of a hat. Then again, I don’t where hats.

Joenis says:

February 8, 2011 at 1:00 AM

I keep forgetting to apply for that one grant you showed me. That seemed perfect! I noticed another artist I follow got granted that money recently actually. :] So I’m willing to give it a try anyway.

Joenis says:

February 7, 2011 at 11:24 PM

…but there is no thought in passion, just action!

Joenis says:

February 7, 2011 at 11:23 PM

Austin Powers reference? nice.

Joenis says:

February 7, 2011 at 11:22 PM

Honesty is the best policy, maybe? XD

Joenis says:

February 7, 2011 at 11:21 PM

It’s funny cos even i thought it said Merci once.

Joenis says:

February 7, 2011 at 11:21 PM

That just the way things work round here, one moment things are one way the next they are the other. WHAM BAM… thank you ma’am?

Joenis says:

February 7, 2011 at 11:20 PM

Awesome! Can’t wait to see it. :]Hopefully I can figure out a way to raise the money soonish… cos I’d like to have them for the cons I will be doing this year.

Tepster says:

February 7, 2011 at 6:45 PM

It’s not a woman.. It’s a man, baby!

mrwafflesorig87 says:

February 7, 2011 at 4:32 PM

it would have been a perfect seque, wish you had the money now, cause i am defenitely going to buy one, maybe moresidenote, the hammerspace plushies are in the mail

mrwafflesorig87 says:

February 7, 2011 at 3:59 PM

i noticed that too, maybe its that things version of “oomph”

glueberrypie says:

February 7, 2011 at 3:51 PM

Maybe that should’ve been considered prior to gettin’ all frisky with him.

Los says:

February 7, 2011 at 1:03 PM

I’m all for honesty, sometimes more than I should be, but why in the hell would you not just stick with her bean alibi? Especially when its a pretty cute emo-ish girl from whom you momentarily got boob in the first panel? *facepalm*

Rinthia says:

February 7, 2011 at 11:51 AM

XD HAHAHHAHAA! What a turn around.

Joenis says:

February 7, 2011 at 8:16 AM

Give her some credit, it’s dark… maybe she just didn’t have the time to look at his hair yet! :P

Joenis says:

February 7, 2011 at 8:15 AM

And then proceed to supply Joseph with even more hats to wear! Life time supply even. XD

Joenis says:

February 7, 2011 at 8:13 AM

I had a coffee there once, with a few girl who dressed sorta funny. You may have been there… idk.

Joenis says:

February 7, 2011 at 8:13 AM

:] Glad you pointed out the reference to the fact that I want to make a book out of that first chapter! Wouldn’t that have been the perfect segue to start selling it? oohhh if only I had money. XDYeah, this character may be “dirty” but she aint THAT dirty! haha.

Joenis says:

February 7, 2011 at 8:10 AM

It wasn’t intentional, but once I noticed it I just ran with it. Either way a Scene Bean is a “real” thing though; petite girl who dresses “scene.” That was my intended play on words, but it works well with the Scout reference too. :] haha

Joenis says:

February 7, 2011 at 8:07 AM

That made me LOL for real. :] I agree. He’s the REAL victim here.

Joenis says:

February 7, 2011 at 8:07 AM

Haha i think I agree with Kyatt just below you comment “I think its pretty obvious which character youre supposed to sympathize forThe poop hat.” XD

Joenis says:

February 7, 2011 at 8:06 AM

Haha, awesome! Glad to hear it. :]

glueberrypie says:

February 7, 2011 at 7:19 AM

THAT’S the appropriate reaction. Maybe the concrete knocked a little sense into her.

Insectoid says:

February 7, 2011 at 6:50 AM

Hehe… poop hats. Ol’ Hammerspace Hat would LAUGH…

scotticus says:

February 7, 2011 at 6:17 AM

Hey wait, I know the Scene Bean ;)

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mrwafflesorig87 says:

February 7, 2011 at 5:18 AM

i knew he was going to regret not cleaning out his hair, if i was him i would have just said something like “stupid kids in a movie theatre”i like her more and more, she will even do it in the open, oh god, i wish i knew a goth girl like that right now (did in the past, got too kinky for my taste)

she seems more like a girl on top, type of girl

points for her, she is not into the poo thing, makes her even more attractive, that poo fetish is just shitty (get it)

write a book, ha, nice reference to what you actually plan

ArcticTux says:

February 7, 2011 at 5:00 AM

Scene Bean? Do I spot a Scout Crossing Reference?

Kyatt says:

February 7, 2011 at 4:48 AM

I think it’s pretty obvious which character you’re supposed to sympathize for…The poop hat.

Marissa. says:

February 7, 2011 at 4:47 AM

Ha! I’m not sure who to feel worse for!Joseph cuz he’s not getting laid, or the girl because she touched poop.

Lita Teplitz says:

February 7, 2011 at 4:45 AM

Soo in love with the new gal <3

mrwafflesorig87 says:

November 30, -0001 at 12:00 AM

they told me you should be getting it on wednesdayyeai hope, i havent found any other grants or anything, i keep getting spam requests to take out loans with 129.36% interest(that is not a typo)