I REALLY hope this will be the end of the poop jokes for a while.

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LAWLS - 0032: OR IS IT SCATAPHILIA?

[ Panel 1 ]
JOSEPH: Let’s make a deal then. I won’t SODOMIZE you with any of my PERSONAL EFFECTS and you won’t try to kill me in my sleep…
…and you certainly won’t be VOIDING any more BOWELS on my head again.
:: Joseph is lifting his arms in the air… for some reason other another; probably in frustration or to make a point. Humans make odd hand gestures sometimes. ::

[ Panel 2 ]
JOSEPH: Do we have a deal?
HATTICUS: Hmm… What? I feel asleep.

[ Panel 3 ]
JOSEPH: You. NO. Kill. Me. You. NO. Head. Defecate! DEAL?
HATTICUS: What are we talking about?

[ Panel 4 ]
JOSEPH: GOD DAMMIT! LISTEN UP! You SHIT in my hair again and I will load A WHALE so LARGE inside of you that you will be CRYING KRILL out of your ass for a lifetime!
HATTICUS: Right, WHATEVER, I poo you snafu. Now let me rest.