Hell knows no wrath like a woman scorned!

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LAWLS - 0059: HOT HOT HEAT

[ Panel 1 ]
CADENCE: YOU PERVERT!
:: Her foot is steaming and the sense of a need to murder is in the air. ::

[ Panel 2 ]
JOSEPH: I’M SORRY! It’s that STUPID bird! I wasn’t looking UNTIL he mentioned it, I SWEAR!

[ Panel 3 ]
CORBIN: Liar LIAR pants on FIRE… well, actually your jackety-thing on fire.

[ Panel 4 ]
:: Joseph is still terrified, not even aware of what Corbin is talking about. ::

[ Panel 5 ]
:: Suddenly Joseph realizes that a flame has been slowly moving up his arm and has finally reached his shoulder. ::

[ Panel 6 ]
:: He jumps in the air, flailing his burning limb around in hopes that he can put it out. ::
JOSEPH: BAH!

[ Panel 7 ]
RUDY: Dos DIS mean that Joey is flame-retarded?
:: Rudy is point at Joseph, excited that he has now associated a phrase he thinks he understands with a situation he is currently looking at, even if the phrase AND the situation aren’t even close to accurate. ::