Fur Affinity

by Denis Caron on December 20, 2010

Universe: Story Mode

What a terrible way to start your day… Also, I’m sure that “regular-ass” cat is up to something…They always are.

└ Tags: Anime, Bloody, Furry

Discuss This Sh!t...

D.Caron says:

November 14, 2011 at 1:46 AM

I mean nothing against Furries by writing this comic. In my universe I’ve reinvented what a Furry is. Sort of like how Vampires in Twilight make no logical sense based on their original mythos, I wanted to make Furry’s an actual “mythical creature” simular to Vampire. Furries have a burning desire to hunt and turn human’s into their own for persecuting them originally, if that makes sense?I hope you take no offense to this comic.

Kenny Chronicles Biggest Fan says:

November 13, 2011 at 4:46 AM

if you want some REAL furry comical action go to http://www.kennychronicles.com/about/This link takes you to the new reader section where it tells you the details, info and tells you how to browse the comics by date

Quentin says:

November 13, 2011 at 4:40 AM

In some cases this comic is a major lie. some furries don’t like how people judge us. So they try to be as ‘human’ as possible. like for instance trying to hide their tail (Some furries don’t have tails) and hiding their ears in some really cool hair do. Like for instance me. i wear pants as often as possible and i have long hair. this may not be cool tho because im a boy…

Quentin says:

November 13, 2011 at 4:36 AM

No actually thats a stereotype. considering what CHaoS and D.Caron have said they have seen furries that must’ve been bitten by, or related to a zombie and or vampire

Quentin says:

November 13, 2011 at 4:33 AM

That’s not true actually… Considering that I call furries (including myself) neko’s which is japanese for cat

Quentin says:

November 13, 2011 at 4:31 AM

Then again SomeGuy is right there are SOME furry a-holes

Quentin says:

November 13, 2011 at 4:30 AM

Dude thats not cool… thats demoting us furries…

D.Caron says:

October 19, 2011 at 10:31 AM

LOL nice! Being that you are a furry, I’m very glad to hear that this strip didn’t offend you in anyway. It’s not meant to offend, just having some fun with the idea. I’ve definitely met my share of both nice and mean furry folk, the dick ones tend to give any sub culture a bad name, don’t they? ><

SomeGuy says:

October 18, 2011 at 5:49 PM

This even happens to me and I’m a furry! I think it’s just the fact that a lot of people are arseholes and some of those arseholes are furries.

D.Caron says:

September 3, 2011 at 3:12 AM

I’m 100% aware of what a furry is and isn’t, the mythos of the L.A.W.L.S. universe is completely redefining it for the purpose of original story telling. You should probably read the complete body of work before criticizing a writer for “supposed flaws.” An important part of creating, in my opinion, is to expand upon and sometimes change current definitions of myth and culture (and even sub-cultures) to keep things fresh and original.You are completely entitled to have your own opinion about my work, I just wanted to express my views before you misjudge my writing. Either way, thank you for taking the time to comment.

Unanonymous says:

September 3, 2011 at 2:58 AM

Just animal ears and a tail on a human body is considered to be kemonomimi, not furry. Wikipedia is your friend.

Joenis says:

March 23, 2011 at 9:59 AM

Then I approve of this reference. :D

Joenis says:

December 24, 2010 at 9:33 AM

Aw shucks, thanks! This overall is probably one of my favorite strips I’ve done to date. So I’m glad you like it as well.Sorrrryyy about my off posting lately.. things have just been pretty bleck around my world lately. Hopefully one day I can get my speed up enough to post 5 day’s a week. THAT will be epic. XD

Joenis says:

December 24, 2010 at 9:31 AM

Haha, imagine if that’s how you trained your significant other in bed… you have a water bottle next to you at all times, just in case she bites to hard, or does something wrong. “NO! BAD GIRL!” lol

Joenis says:

December 24, 2010 at 9:30 AM

O.O

speearr says:

December 23, 2010 at 1:51 PM

Yess! This describes what I go thru every other day.Well, not exactly. But the end result is the same. My day is ruined. (it’s the days when LAWLS doesn’ update lol)

Panel 1 is pretty idyllic…

MaxTheMinimum says:

December 23, 2010 at 7:32 AM

You know it.

Curator says:

December 22, 2010 at 10:32 PM

I agree,LOL.

DadaHyena says:

December 22, 2010 at 7:36 PM

Just spritz her with a water bottle. She’ll learn…eventually.

Tedflip says:

December 22, 2010 at 7:18 PM

Makers of Tom and Jerry :/. Won a bunch of Oscars.Hanna-Barbera Inc.

CHaoS says:

December 22, 2010 at 5:08 PM

that could be a problem, there arent many conventions in Brazil.. untill now ive only heard of a couple anime conventions and ive been to one… no big thing. a few stands selling anime stuff and a cosplay contest. there were a couple videogame stands, but conpetition looked too good and i wasnt feeling like being beaten in public. that and the long lines to play.

Joenis says:

December 22, 2010 at 9:06 AM

:( Another reference that flew right over my head……Who are they?

Joenis says:

December 22, 2010 at 9:05 AM

Yes Sir! That or a vampire or something… that was actually more my line of thinking. Since Vampires are super trendy at the moment. ><...Zombies are just too... "Jesus" for me. ^_~

Joenis says:

December 22, 2010 at 9:02 AM

Providing it was something like a werewolf or whatever… i guess it could be cool. You’re pretty much a superhero at some point… wolverine, spiderman.. etc.

Joenis says:

December 22, 2010 at 9:01 AM

That’s just creepy.

Joenis says:

December 22, 2010 at 9:01 AM

::Looking at your Gravatar:: -_-…in the butt?

^_~

Joenis says:

December 22, 2010 at 9:00 AM

If they look like REAL animals.. i question the line of bestiality. lolGirls with just a fox tail or something are fine… after that, it crosses my line. :P

Joenis says:

December 22, 2010 at 8:58 AM

Wow… you need to go to a comic convention then.

Joenis says:

December 22, 2010 at 8:58 AM

I’m apparently in the “dangerous” zone.. I have the “Patchy” beard… really should think about cleaning it back up and having just a “chin tuft” … so I can be “Unsavory” again.Also, Hitler is an asshole for that, it’s a pretty funny mustache otherwise.

MaxTheMinimum says:

December 22, 2010 at 1:47 AM

I’d do ‘er.

CHaoS says:

December 21, 2010 at 9:24 PM

well, if you change large gay men to cute sexy women, it wouldnt be terrorific

CHaoS says:

December 21, 2010 at 9:23 PM

nope!

midnight666massacre says:

December 21, 2010 at 7:36 AM

Because those silly buggers can’t hear it XD

MaxTheMinimum says:

December 21, 2010 at 7:26 AM

I fall some where between questionable and unsavory. And Hitler did kinda ruin the toothbrush mustache for everyone.

MaxTheMinimum says:

December 21, 2010 at 7:21 AM

I know I do, as it is a dead give away that someone/something is creeping up on you. I’ve always wondered why the people in the movies just ignore it.

Curator says:

December 21, 2010 at 5:06 AM

ROFLMFAO =^_^=

Joenis says:

December 21, 2010 at 4:42 AM

Yiffy…. ::shudders::

Curator says:

December 21, 2010 at 3:30 AM

he’s young and curious, he probably googled furry porn…lol

Curator says:

December 21, 2010 at 3:29 AM

Id want to become one if it meant I had like super animal powers or something, awesome sense of smell, sight, night vision, hearing, can leap to the top of a rather small building in a single bound… oh, and retractable claws that can viciously rend flesh from bone… And dark purple hair…

Curator says:

December 21, 2010 at 3:27 AM

Chaos, there are super high quality ones that some furries can afford, that literally look completely real…its..almost scary…lol… especially when your surrounded by multiple large gay men wearing them…its… yeah I cant accurately describe the terror…lol… the mouth pieces are even stranger…

Curator says:

December 21, 2010 at 3:21 AM

XD yes…thats JUST like charlie chaplin…

Tedflip says:

December 21, 2010 at 3:06 AM

That’s exactly how it happened to William and Joseph.

mrwafflesorig87 says:

December 21, 2010 at 2:58 AM

i just like that some of the entries are like “just dont do that” or “dont get into that situation”the references are like Dvd easter eggs to me, i HAVE to find them all, and capture them all (made my own reference ha)

Joenis says:

December 21, 2010 at 2:28 AM

The better question is, why do you even know that? ^_~

Joenis says:

December 21, 2010 at 2:27 AM

We’ll… you shouldn’t panic.. i mean.. thats why the book simply has that on the cover.. rather than having it’s title there… Just so you DON’T panic! hahaI’m glad people are picking up on the references. They are fun to throw into the strips. :D

Joenis says:

December 21, 2010 at 2:23 AM

I was worried about that, that’s actually why i hyphenated the “regular-ass” so you’d know that was supposed to be joined together.. not “ass-cat”. Fortunately, both end up sounding funny. :]

Joenis says:

December 21, 2010 at 2:22 AM

Haha.. i can’t wait to be old and have grand kids… I’m gonna do shit like that to them all he time. mwhahaha!

Joenis says:

December 21, 2010 at 2:21 AM

Gross.

Joenis says:

December 21, 2010 at 2:20 AM

You’ve never seen an IRL Furry?

Joenis says:

December 21, 2010 at 2:19 AM

I’m disappointed that you’re disappointed. :|

Joenis says:

December 21, 2010 at 2:19 AM

It’s not really that I’ve been busy… more than I’ve been sick… and don’t really sit in front of my computer as much… been spending most of the last week or so in bed. :/ Sorry.

CHaoS says:

December 20, 2010 at 9:45 PM

well, just make a couple dark brown ears with green tentacle thingys hanging out,and the tail, well i think it would be mistaken by one of your tentacles.

Jety Lefr says:

December 20, 2010 at 8:14 PM

Man… when I read that I was like… “what’s an ass cat?” Is it similar to an ass fairy? Then I read the commentary.o_o . . .

Rinthia says:

December 20, 2010 at 5:41 PM

Dark brown with green stripes and tentacle things… This is gonna take a while.

CHaoS says:

December 20, 2010 at 4:35 PM

yeah i know that about germans, thats why i put a ps in there.calling it the chaplin… I WILL CONQUER THE WORLD!!! shh, in secret, so dont tell anyone. better, unread this.

Dina Kay says:

December 20, 2010 at 3:06 PM

Germans are actually really conscientious and super politically-correct and proper when it comes to Hitler.And if you do get a Hitler mustache, just call it the Chaplin!

Dina Kay says:

December 20, 2010 at 3:01 PM

It is a spoiler if you decide to use it, and had you been responding to your chats, you would have seen what I said. Gee, Mr. Busy Webcomic Guy, you just don’t make time for us little people anymore. *hangs head*

CHaoS says:

December 20, 2010 at 1:51 PM

was i the only one who noticed that fur affinity is the name of a furry ppl site?

CHaoS says:

December 20, 2010 at 1:48 PM

dont forget to put on a tail. and those things got to match your hair.

CHaoS says:

December 20, 2010 at 1:38 PM

i was referring to real tail and ears in this comment.false ones just looks false.

CHaoS says:

December 20, 2010 at 1:34 PM

it depends, as a drawing, i think that the tail adds somekind of charm, to me the tail makes her cuter, on the drawing.i dont know howi it would be in real life, like a real girl with an animal tail and ears, since they dont exist and we never saw any of them, not even in movies.

CHaoS says:

December 20, 2010 at 1:30 PM

you could explaing why not.and if go to germany, i bet ppl will like me!!

(please all germany ppl, this is a joke, do not take it seriously)

CHaoS says:

December 20, 2010 at 1:29 PM

damn, when you said it could be a cat sith for a moment there i thought it would be a starwars reference…this is the first time i get disappointed for seeing a video game referrence… D:

Rinthia says:

December 20, 2010 at 11:42 AM

I suddenly have the urge to put on some cat ears and bite people.

Curator says:

December 20, 2010 at 10:46 AM

it can help clear your airway, giving a slightly better chance of spewing out lung butter.

Curator says:

December 20, 2010 at 10:45 AM

Ive known ones who dress up in high quality full body suits…with holes in all the…wrong places…lol

Marissa. says:

December 20, 2010 at 8:31 AM

I don’t know what Arms up does. She always says it when we’re coughing a shit ton, though. I think she does it just because we look stupid all a’flailin’ for no reason, and just because we DARED to trust our GRANDMA!

Joenis says:

December 20, 2010 at 8:23 AM

lol arms up? wtf is that supposed to do? haha.I GUESS you could be like cat woman… but more than likely people would just call you “furry”. lol

Joenis says:

December 20, 2010 at 8:21 AM

That’s not really a spoiler… more just a realization of a game reference… i guess.

Dina Kay says:

December 20, 2010 at 6:40 AM

*gasp!* Spoilers!!!

Marissa. says:

December 20, 2010 at 6:30 AM

:s I’m not sure. Could I be a Kick-Ass esque super hero? LolAnd *Pat Pat*My grandma would say “Arms up!” for when you’re coughing an excessive amount. I’m pretty sure that doesn’t do shit, though. Lol.

Joenis says:

December 20, 2010 at 6:28 AM

Lol, even if she turned you into a furry-cat-woman-thing?Ps… been drinking water and juice nonstop… I’ll flush this virus right out of my body! MWHAHAAcoughaha…

Joenis says:

December 20, 2010 at 6:26 AM

… and even worse… if you got bit by one, become one! DUNDUNDUNNNN

Joenis says:

December 20, 2010 at 6:25 AM

Word.

midnight666massacre says:

December 20, 2010 at 6:24 AM

Actually it was in the morning and I was being driven to school. It was pitch black, raining and really windy. o.o

Joenis says:

December 20, 2010 at 6:23 AM

Well.. in real life furries who walk around an want to “stake claim” that they are, usually just wear ears and tails.. though, I’m pretty sure there are tons of sub genre’s of their subculture… all of which have their own ways of “expressing” it.In my story they are pretty much just vampire-ish animal people who can turn humans into them..

Joenis says:

December 20, 2010 at 6:22 AM

I guess… if she lost the tail… and the mouth… lol

Joenis says:

December 20, 2010 at 6:21 AM

It’s probably not the best of ideas to get a Hitler mustache dude. Just saying.

Joenis says:

December 20, 2010 at 6:20 AM

Oh dude.. that would have looked cool!Actually… now that i think about it. You could almost sit him on Rudy’s head and call him Cait Sith! haha

Joenis says:

December 20, 2010 at 6:18 AM

That would be really embarrassing if you actually peed yourself.. imagine explaining that. “yeah.. the music i was listening to was just terrifying me while the bus driver drove me home… i wasn’t sure if I was gonna make it home alive….because… of my music.”

Marissa. says:

December 20, 2010 at 6:11 AM

PS, Glad you’re feeling somewhat better.”Drink liquids” my ma would say!

Marissa. says:

December 20, 2010 at 6:11 AM

She’s cute! I’d let her nom on me! Lol.Ew, no. Not like that. Pervs.

midnight666massacre says:

December 20, 2010 at 5:50 AM

Ah yes, who doesn’t love having creepy music playing whilst having someone creep up on you! XD One I had the Halloween Theme playing when I was on the bus… every slight turn, jump, and noise made me pee my pants (metaphorically) because I thought something was after me >.>

Half Note says:

December 20, 2010 at 5:47 AM

Just seeing a furry would straight up ruin my day, let alone getting bit by one.

Kyatt says:

December 20, 2010 at 5:47 AM

I didn’t think that having just the ears and tail counted as being a furry, but I suppose if they’re also biting people, that changes things.

CHaoS says:

December 20, 2010 at 5:45 AM

well, i think that furry girl is cute, except from her mouth…

CHaoS says:

December 20, 2010 at 5:44 AM

aw man, i was thinking on using “the hitler”… but i dont know…its the most disastrous on that list…the last guy who used one almost conquered the world..does conquering the world make up for looking disastrous?

Dina Kay says:

December 20, 2010 at 5:40 AM

That “regular-ass” cat needs an earring and a chewed up ear. Then it’d be a bad-ass pirate cat, and those…well those you just don’t mess with.

Joenis says:

December 20, 2010 at 5:31 AM

I threw the Hitchhiker’s Guide in as a subtle thing, I figured not everyone would get it, but the ones who did would appreciate it. :] Either way, it’s not needed for the Furry part of the joke.I was thinking more the “Halloween Theme” than Jaws… but both work if something like that is creeping up on you! XD

midnight666massacre says:

December 20, 2010 at 5:19 AM

Oh.. I just realised that in the tags it actually says Hitchhiker’s Guide… that was a fail on my behalf.

midnight666massacre says:

December 20, 2010 at 5:18 AM

*Jaws Theme starts playing* MRREEEOOOOWWWWWW >:3Is he reading Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy??? :OI am extremely jealous of the Furry’s hair… I shall steal it from her and claim it as my own

CHaoS says:

November 30, -0001 at 12:00 AM

gota be the very best in the matter. like no one ever was before

(ps, i never actually heard any pokemon theme in english, but internet made me know the find them all and the very best parts.

CHaoS says:

November 30, -0001 at 12:00 AM

yep. just like zombies.

mrwafflesorig87 says:

November 30, -0001 at 12:00 AM

Hitchikers Guide, awesome, everytime i see that book pop up, i want to panic, cause some shit is about to go downand another zelda reference, the triforce is all powerfulawww, no forplay, just right for the jugular(i know its not spelt rite)