If he says so… it must be right.

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LAWLS - 0035: DIVINE INTERVENTION

[ Panel 1 ]
ALEK: Bloddy hell! THAT hurt!
…and we were just about to get to the GOOD part.
{ pft }
:: Alek plops onto the ground landing just in front of a massive foot in sandals. ::

[ Panel 2 ]
JOSEPH: Ah.. what the fuck?

[ Panel 3 ]
:: A massive man towers over Joseph, it’s assumed that this could possibly be God? **LOW ANGLE** ::
GOD: Can you not READ boy!?!
THE SIGN says that THESE fish have been FORBIDDEN to bee UNITED!
JOSEPH: Um… WHICH sign are you referring to, Mr. Pissy Pants?

[ Panel 4 ]
:: Massive hand points down in front of Joseph’s face. ::
GOD: This one You ILLITERATELY UNMINDFUL FOOL!
HATTICUS: Heh… I like this guy.

[ Panel 5 ]
:: Alex is looking at the tiny plaque. **CLOSE UP - BIRD’S-EYE VIEW** ::

[ Panel 6 ]
:: A very small gold plaque rest on Alex’s pedestal that states:
|— CAPTION: THESE fish are hereby FORBIDDEN to find solace in one another, by that of heavily decree. PLACEMENT of these fish together, is PENALIZED by death from GOD himself. PLEASE abide by these guidelines; the alternative is NOT of pleasant nature. Have a WONDERFUL day and may PEACE be with you. :] -GOD —|
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