Sometimes, you’ve just gotta take sides.

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LAWLS - 0055: BESTIES

[ Panel 1 ]
CORBIN: YOU BITCH!
:: Corbin points is feather finger at Cadence in the distance as she prepares to possibly fight him. ::

[ Panel 2 ]
RUDY: Dat dos it! YOU con’t say tingings like DAT aboot me Cadence! She iz me BESTIE!

[ Panel 3 ]
CADENCE: It’s ok Rudy, you don’t have to…

[ Panel 4 ]
RUDY: NO!
I’m feelin’ hungies again. It’s time for SECOND HELPINGS!

[ Panel 5 ]
:: Rudy is standing over Corbin as he begs for his pretentious life. ::
CORBIN: LISTEN Rudy, I’m sure you’re a REASONABLE enough beast, as simple as you may be… you don’t want to eat ME… I’m an ASSHOLE! …and trust me when I say, you DON’T want to eat one of those…