The best way to work out your differences is to battle!

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LAWLS - 0053: 8-BIT GOD
|:| GOD (glitch) :Lv(Missing No. Symbol) versus ALEX (male) :Lv2 |:|

[ Panel 1 ]
|— IN GAME TEXT: A wild GOD has appeared. —|

[ Panel 2 ]
|— IN GAME TEXT: What would you like to do? > FIGHT —|

[ Panel 3 ]
|— IN GAME TEXT: ALEX uses BITCH SLAP!
But, it’s not effective... —|
:: Slapper hand moves across the screen. ::

[ Panel 4 ]
|— IN GAME TEXT: GOD uses THE POWER OF PRAYER
His SPIRIT increases. —|
:: A holy cross appears. ::

[ Panel 5 ]
|— IN GAME TEXT: ALEX uses BI-CURIOUS!
It arouses GOD. —|
:: A rainbow beams from Alex’s frontal region. ::

[ Panel 6 ]
|— IN GAME TEXT: GOD is confused…
GOD temporarily likes men. —|
:: Rainbow question marks appear over God’s head. ::

[ Panel 7 ]
|— IN GAME TEXT: GOD uses tSMITE!
It’s SUPER effective! —|
:: A collection lightening bolts, skulls and crossbones crash into ALEX’s sprite, depleting his HP and horribly pixelating him to death. ::

[ Panel 8 ]
|— IN GAME TEXT: ALEX fainted.
PLAYER has lost to GOD. —|